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Canalingus

The act of licking or rubbing ones tongue on the rim of a can. Similar to cunnilingus and analingus.
"Just chug that beer already. Stop giving it Canalingus and drink it."
by Jimmy_The_Donut May 14, 2014
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Carolingian

adjective, also noun

1. Of, or relating to, the dynasty established by Charles Martel ('The Hammer'), which superseded Merovignian rule of the Franks in the 8th century, and which reached its zenith in 800 with Charlemagne's coronation as Holy Roman Emperor. Members of this imperial family are termed Carolingians.

2. In the manner of, or pertaining to, a certain dread debauchee known as Charles, who by turns fosters utter libertinism and personal betterment among his coterie of misfit peers (or, in generous terms, friends).
1. The denier's introduction by Pepin III, among other Carolingian currency reforms, influenced subsequent European currencies such as the pound and lira. This was an impressive flex for someone bynamed Pepin the Short. On that note, Carolingians (who weren't nicknamed for crushing Arab and Berber forces in the 730s) bore curious sobriquets. Charles the Bald, for instance, was massively hirsute.

2. This port city has experienced something of a Carolingian renaissance as of late. Last weekend, Charles and the lads quaffed heaps of beer and spirits, most of which were acquired in recompense for sexual favours; ingested illicit drugs to the point of inducing violent emesis; offered stirring karaoke renditions of every track on the 'Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt' playlist; and engaged in other acts of moral and physical depravity that will, doubtless, surface on one questionable online hub or another. The convivial crew paused only to wax quasi-philosophical on such topics as realpolitik and etymology, or to partake in a nutritious meal after hiking a mountain and chucking around a frisbee.
by DrSJohnson December 24, 2019
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Carolinasonlyangel

A Harry Styles Stan account on Tik Tok. One of the best actually. And also a fun fact, if you follow them. You are automatically hot.
“Go follow @carolinasonlyangel”
“Why”

“Why you ask? Well, if you follow them you won’t regret it ;)”
by Peachy.Harry June 14, 2021
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Muff Caroling

The act of singing holiday songs into a woman's vagina instead of preforming oral sex. Usually around the Christmas season.
Last Christmas eve i went muff caroling around the office party and promptly got fired.
by Att2455 January 11, 2014
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Catalingus

Matt stop being such a catalingus dingus
by Daut November 30, 2014
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calingus

an adjective to describe something cool. note: this is a made up word that is only to be used in the presence of someone who likes to take your trendy slang and use it as his own. so when he uses it in front of you or other other people, you can just laugh at him.
I can't believe how calingus this shirt is!
by Karl Hungas May 26, 2003
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carolines feet

Unnaturally large feet on a women, some what like a female version of the big hairy idiot in 'Big Foot and the Hendersons'.
Tara Banks (Americas next top model judge).. 'there's no way you're winning sister you've got plates of meat like Carolines feet.'
by gavin1944 September 30, 2008
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