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Carolingian 

adjective, also noun

1. Of, or relating to, the dynasty established by Charles Martel ('The Hammer'), which superseded Merovignian rule of the Franks in the 8th century, and which reached its zenith in 800 with Charlemagne's coronation as Holy Roman Emperor. Members of this imperial family are termed Carolingians.

2. In the manner of, or pertaining to, a certain dread debauchee known as Charles, who by turns fosters utter libertinism and personal betterment among his coterie of misfit peers (or, in generous terms, friends).
1. The denier's introduction by Pepin III, among other Carolingian currency reforms, influenced subsequent European currencies such as the pound and lira. This was an impressive flex for someone bynamed Pepin the Short. On that note, Carolingians (who weren't nicknamed for crushing Arab and Berber forces in the 730s) bore curious sobriquets. Charles the Bald, for instance, was massively hirsute.

2. This port city has experienced something of a Carolingian renaissance as of late. Last weekend, Charles and the lads quaffed heaps of beer and spirits, most of which were acquired in recompense for sexual favours; ingested illicit drugs to the point of inducing violent emesis; offered stirring karaoke renditions of every track on the 'Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt' playlist; and engaged in other acts of moral and physical depravity that will, doubtless, surface on one questionable online hub or another. The convivial crew paused only to wax quasi-philosophical on such topics as realpolitik and etymology, or to partake in a nutritious meal after hiking a mountain and chucking around a frisbee.
Carolingian by DrSJohnson December 24, 2019
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wilkes county, north carolinia 

The one place on earth can magically turn rednecks into Millionaires. Primary usage in the following industries.
1) Nascar, invented there
2) Home Improvement
3) Moonshine
4) Weed
Note: These are the only occupations available in Wilkes County
Junior is the best example of a wilkes county, north carolinia millionaire he has worked in all four industries.

Carolining 

Locking yourself in a bathroom and having the cops called to break down the door
Are you still grounded from carolining last weekend
Carolining by The Egypt bomber August 25, 2019

Carolinian Butt Plug 

The act of taking a Carolina Reaper (the world's hottest chili pepper), cutting slits into it to make it bleed, and then inserting it into the anus.
My friend had to have extensive anal reconstruction surgery due to self inflicted clawing and explosive bloody diarrhea due to trying to get the burn out that was a direct result of a Carolinian Butt Plug.

South Carolinian 

-Knows only 3 seasons-Summer, Hurricane season, and Construction season
-Always is made fun of because of their accent
-Only drinks sweet tea
-Some are Ohioans hopping on the Clemson bandwagon
-Has to turn on the AC in the middle of January
-Complains about too many tourists
-Can be seen driving a lifted truck blasting country music
-Says that the most northern that they have been to is North Carolina
-Orders everything fried with a side of collards
-Has to make his/her child's Halloween costume a tank top
-Has been to Norway, Denmark, and Sweeden, South Carolina
The South Carolinian is drinking sweet tea listining to country music

Teenage South Carolinian 

One of the 1/5 Americans who cannot locate the United States on a map because they don't have a map and because our education in South Africa and the Iraq should help the US.
"Dude, I ran into someone today who didn't have a map and couldn't locate the US."

"They must be a Teenage South Carolinian."

sweet carolining 

The act of emasculating a rival gang by dancing/ thrusting on them while playing Neil Diamond's "Sweet Caroline"
"Man, you should have seen Cam crying when we sweet carolin'd him last night"

"wanna put on dressing gowns and go sweet carolining?"
sweet carolining by cardigan4lyf September 23, 2012
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