carsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to cars

Bro I think i'm carsexual

by KuriWasTaken March 28, 2021

cardisexual

being attracted to cardi b sexy ass 😍😩.

cardi b is so fine i think i’m coming out as cardisexual

by Itsthebobforme July 28, 2021

conosexual

One who enjoys taking a road cone, and simulating copulation by inserting it into another road cone held by their friend between their legs (this can be at the front or back).

God, I'm sooooo coney. Thrust your orange and white throbber into my cone.

by Con May 9, 2003

Chronosexual

Not strictly bisexual but attracted to members of both genders depending on the time and situation. Behavior usually occurs when attempts to engage with the desired gender have failed. Typically examples include straight men who will go gay after a few drinks at a predominantly male venue; gay men who will embrace a girl because there is no better option i.e. other gay men in their presence; girls who kiss other girls for male attention.

Guy I: "Well, all the cute girls have left. Wanna fool around?"
Guy II: "Dude... sorry... not a chronosexual."
Guy I: "Man I'm way off schedule tonight."

by Rich Owl Rase August 12, 2009

carnisexual

one who fornicates with carnival workers.

"She's a nasty carnisexual whore, I'd stay away from that shit."

by Eric Von_Ulmer January 10, 2008

cactosexual

A craving/longing to become sexually active with a cactus. Putting a cactus inside and around your genitalia, and getting pleasure from it.

Bob "man that cactus is just turning me on i want to shove it up my anus"

Emma "Hey when yor finished with your cactus can i have it i think im cactosexual and i want to experiment"

by Mariposia June 7, 2011

Canosexual

Some sad-act who humps dogs and can't get a girlfriend

oh you dirty doggy *rapes small, helpless dog* canosexual

by Mr.Blobby July 3, 2006