Cardington

A town that’s fully of pussy ass bitches who need to grow the fuck up and let themselves go.

Damn don’t be a bitch from cardington

by F-Dingtown November 4, 2019

carling

A Norwegian sport where you push a guy named Carl across ice. Not to be confused with curling.

Hey did you watch carling last night?

Yeah Canada totally dominated the US in the final rounds with some nice broom works.

WTF, I said carling not curling you loser. Who watches curling anyways, it's like hockey minus the speed and excitement.

by sulo251 February 27, 2010

credit carding

the act of a guy swiping his hand from a girl's ass to the front of her pussy..

Jaymee slapped David for credit carding her at bowling the other night, he still has a fuckin handprint...

by I AM the motha fuckin truth. Face ME bitch. August 20, 2006

Canadian Caroling

The uninvited act of masturbating in somebody's bushes while you watch them through the window.

I went Canadian caroling last night for four hours over at Julie's house.

by Tractor Pete August 19, 2007

carling

Anal sex

Originating from the Deftones song Pink Cellphone. "Carling, Hot Carling Academy, its a school where you go to learn how to buttfuck"

by enjoy carmia April 5, 2009

carling

Beer brewed in the UK by Coors
A great Pint...cheap and good quality
Also Current Sponsers of Rangers and Celtic FC

SO It'll be another Carling i take it? Hell yeah..cheap and good my man!

by Kev_scotland August 12, 2006

XXXmas caroling

Having sex in santa costumes while singing Xmas songs

Person 1: Do you want to go Xmas caroling with me tonight?
Person 2: No, I'm XXXmas caroling with my mother.
Person 1: Kinky! Will you shove a candy cane up her butt so she can get that high pitch note?
Person 2: Hell yeah my dude

by anonymous December 15, 2020