They are the sweetest most amazing friend you'll ever have. They have an amazing personality and is a lovely person to talk to and will always be by your side and give you support when you need it. Also, they are superior and just so beautiful. You'll fall head over heels for them (whether in a romantic way or not).
"Are you friends with captaiin.america?"
"Yes I am and they're the bestest friend I could ever ask for"
"Yes I am and they're the bestest friend I could ever ask for"
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Get the captaiin.america mug.A sexual act in which one sucks each of their partners 10 toes, each for 10 minutes at a time.
Toe act cannot be called a "captain" unless the entire routine has been completed, meaning at least 100 minutes of toe suckling.
This can result in a very dry and tired mouth. It is the equivelent to a 100 minute blowjob, but tastes a lot worse.
Variations of this sexual routine include:
Autopilot: "Captaining" oneself.
Hi-jack: "Captaining" someone that doesn't want to be "captained."
Running dry: Failing to complete the entire routine.
Co-pilot: Having two people "captaining" another at the same time.
Toe act cannot be called a "captain" unless the entire routine has been completed, meaning at least 100 minutes of toe suckling.
This can result in a very dry and tired mouth. It is the equivelent to a 100 minute blowjob, but tastes a lot worse.
Variations of this sexual routine include:
Autopilot: "Captaining" oneself.
Hi-jack: "Captaining" someone that doesn't want to be "captained."
Running dry: Failing to complete the entire routine.
Co-pilot: Having two people "captaining" another at the same time.
Girl: "Oh baby you're making me so hot right now. I want you to captain me."
Guy: Hell yea baby. With pleasure.
Halfway through his mouth is drying up.
Guy: Wait baby, let me get my co-pilot to give me a hand.
Rings Dave.
Dave: Alright mate, just a bit busy hijacking this bird. Can I call you back.
Guy: Yea mate, was just running dry captaining my bird over here.
Dave: Unlucky mate. In a bit.
Guy to girl: Sorry babe, you're gonna have to swith to auto-pilot for a minute.
Guy: Hell yea baby. With pleasure.
Halfway through his mouth is drying up.
Guy: Wait baby, let me get my co-pilot to give me a hand.
Rings Dave.
Dave: Alright mate, just a bit busy hijacking this bird. Can I call you back.
Guy: Yea mate, was just running dry captaining my bird over here.
Dave: Unlucky mate. In a bit.
Guy to girl: Sorry babe, you're gonna have to swith to auto-pilot for a minute.
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