Canoe Bin Laden

1) A bro who is in the occupation of canoeing, or who canoes daily.

2) A bro who doesnt attend events, and misses out on important routines (ie. breakfast)

3) A bro who missed certain epic things and/or events due to sleep.

"Is it just me, or does Canoe Bin Laden over there just sleep in for everything"

"Canoe Bin Laden there, just missed out on the greatest game of carstle crashers ever"

by Legend34 October 19, 2011

Canoe Feet

When somebody's shoes are that big, they resemble a pair of canoes.

That lad will have no trouble sailing down the manny with them canoe feet.

by Bushead March 31, 2015

Canoe Sock

1. Excessively large foreskin

2. Section of foreskin that remains covering tip of penis, either partially or completely (no show canoe sock), when fully erected.

His canoe sock catches a ton of lint.

by Srfnbtrfly May 14, 2020

Canoe U.

United States Naval Academy

Look at that doornob on that ensign's ring finger...must have gone to Canoe U.

by Bill Gilcrest June 29, 2003

canoe boat driver

The female genitalia known as the clitoris

After she talked to the judge and jiggled the jury, I had a face to face discussion with the canoe boat driver. I gave that bastard a tongue lashing.

by shane shane shane July 7, 2006

canoe driver

The clitoris. If you look at a canoe from an overhead perspective, it looks like a vagina, the person sitting in the front is where the clitoris is. Hence, canoe driver.

We were hooking up last night and every time I tapped the canoe driver she went wild.

by The Baby Bear May 26, 2008

canoe licker

lesbo

she a fucking canoe licker anyway, man

by terry September 8, 2003