Chinese Sky Candy

Fireworks

There's enough chinese sky candy here to put both you away for a long while

by Canlo1 October 9, 2011

Candy Van Man

n. A sweet and innocent looking man that drives around his neighborhood to look for children or women to kidnap. They usually have a rainbow flag on the driver seat and offer you some candy before the kidnap.

This activity is all the rage in Adelaide. Never judge a book by it's cover!

Candy Van Man (driving by playing Lollipop - Lil Wayne in his van) : Hey kid want some candy?

Kid : YAY! *rushing to the van*

Candy Van Man: Gives the candy to the kid and pulls him into his van and drives away.

by Delinger March 12, 2011

Chest Candy

US Military term for the ribbons and medals a soldier has accumulated over the course of his or her term of service. Can be perjorative or neutral

TJ called tonight with good news...he got more chest candy, he finally had time to qualify on the 9mm pistol.

by paxluvfelicitas May 6, 2010

Candy Ken

i swear to god i hate this guy. he’s like 30,he’s really rich and owns a ton of iphone 11s??? he uses tik tok and his content is the worst i can’t even explain

*conversation between friends*

ale: who's candy ken?

wendy: god ale you don’t wanna know who candy ken is. he’s really bad

kiya: i hate candy ken. he’s this man on tik tok and he thinks vsco girl jokes are funny and he was in a kesha music video and i hate him. god he’s so stupid

ale: i hate candy ken!!!

by lukateto12 November 11, 2019

jolly old candy king

another way to say that someone is a J.O.C.K.; one who enjoys carrying a gallon of water around wherever he goes, just in case; loves and plays football and believes it's the most important thing in life

Hey, look at that gallon of water sitting on that table over there! Do you think it is the property of a Jolly Old Candy King?

by El_Scorcho September 23, 2004

strangers with candy

Funniest show to come out on comedy central. Staring Jerry Blank a middle-age women who goes back to highschool in an effort to finally graduate.Best watched when drunk.

Pass me that 40 and pop Strangers with candy in the dvd player.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

sponge candy

After taking out the formerly popular female contraceptive devise, while wet with the man's ejaculate, it is referred to as Sponge Candy.

Man to his girlfriend after sex in the 1990's: "Get that Sponge Candy away from me!"

by furstrules February 16, 2013