cannit

can not, without the ability to, lacking in the ability to

"ach, I cannit do it captain"
"damnit Scotty you will do it!"

by greatscot December 19, 2005

Candits

Titties made of the candy of your choosing. They don't melt away when you lick them and they look like normal boobs

My girlfriends candits are chocolate flavored.

I could use some sweet cotton candy candits.

by BOnoobies March 8, 2011

Calitrocity

The cutest guy in the world. Tiny penis though. Eats his own shit then shits it out and eats it again. If he sees a black person then he will go into a coma for the next 48 hours. Is a great person to tell all your extremely personal secrets to but is prone to outbursts of autistic screaming.

I just heard a Calitrocity hiding on the ceiling from all the jews.

by high five ghost but alive November 29, 2020

Calittus

A disease of shitty internet

Person1: Why is that guy lagging so bad?
Person2: He probably has Calittus.

by SomeCal May 14, 2021

Call Carlitos

To call someone who can get you a digging job or other landscape/gardening work quickly, especially from craigslist.

ex: "Hey we need an extra $500 by the end of the month." "Shit dude, call Carlitos."

by Jackiechanfanman June 21, 2015

Carlitos

Some mid-aged man who is cool and has kids. He sounds like the dad that puts all his money in stocks and does some hardcore workouts.

“Hey bro my dad put some money into stocks and is working out.”

“Damn he sounds like a Carlitos”

by Parida August 31, 2021

Hot Carlito

Similar to a "Hot Carl" (the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it) the only difference is that the person who performs the defecating act eats spicy Italian food.

Shiela ate that new spicey hot italian pasta so that she can surprise Tom for his birthday with a Hot Carlito.

by CableB July 28, 2017