camelface

The male cameltoe, so called due to the startlingly camel-face-like relief caused by the trouser-wearer's cock and balls being pressed against the inside of his tight slacks.

Argh, my trousers are so tight! I have a camelface.

by Rymix April 14, 2011

Active Camouflage

An piece of covenant technology that renders users of it partially invisable. The UNSC captured a piece of active camouflage, and made their Spartan-II MJOLNIR armor able to integrate itself with the covenant technology. In the Halo game series, players can become invisable if they find active camouflage.

No wonder he was able to get behind our base... he had active camouflage.

by Drüd October 19, 2008

camouflage

A gay man/women that is married with wife and children.

A person that is married to or dating the opposite sex to mask the fact that they're gay.

Stephen's camouflage allowed him to go unnoticed at the country club.

by Scott Campbell July 29, 2008

camoflagery

when something has good camoflage

That tree has camoflagery

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Camelface

Having a virgin-looking face,

Someone who will never get laid,
Looks like a child.

Carly has a camelface, therefore she will never get laid.

"Hey would u hit that?"
"Naw man, she's got a camelface"

by Harry Pottser September 12, 2012

Camouflage snuggly

A typical snuggly with pockets, floor length, Camouflage in color.

I wish I had a new Camouflage snuggly.

by Bubba Duke November 13, 2016

Campuflage

The disguise adopted by straights to blend into non-straight environments

Barry - "What do you think of this flowery shirt and feather boa combination for the Blue Oyster Bar?"

Karl - "Absolutely, fantasic Campuflage, no-one will look twice at you with clothes that uglyI"

by SickmanFraud June 8, 2020