calculus II

Integrals
Volumes
Parametric Equations
Series
....hell on earth

Professor:"Today in calculus II we will try to integrate e^-(x^-2)"

Student: "I can't, i just shit my pants."

Professor: "Mwa ha ha hah!!"

by eudoxes March 19, 2007

Calpurnia

Calpurnia is a band with four teenagers. Finn Wolfhard commonly known from horror movie It (2017) and Stranger Things does lead vocals and rhythm guitar, Ayla Tesler-Mabe does lead guitar and vocals, Jack Anderson does bass and Malcom Craig does drums. They are often called "Finn Wolfhard's band" which is incorrect because it isn't just Finn. Ayla, Jack and Malcom are just as important to the band. They have an EP called Scout, which has 6 songs.

Fake Fan: OMG! I love Finn Wolfhard's band Calpurnia!
Real Fan: Excuse me it's called Calpurnia and it's not just Finn's band.

by calpurniaa July 26, 2018

Calubated?

"Calubated?" - Greek word (δΕεΖζΗηΘθ)- means when something is in the state of imrepairness and broken
Or when someone or something is beyond the state of repairing or broken

*You and your friends are playing Rocket league*
Yahiya - *THROWS*
Safwan - Your such a honkey-dory,

Mystick - "WHAT A SAVE"

"WHAT A SAVE"

"WHAT A SAVE"
Yahiya - "Calubated?"

by caramell0 January 19, 2021

calculus

The one reason to allow Starbucks to take over the world.

"I have CALCULUS first hour?! Someone give me a fucking latte..."

by kissinclosets September 21, 2005

Doing a callum

Doing a callum is where a girl instantly ignores you or tells you to piss off or go away

Oi mate your doing a callum by getting ignored by that girl she told you to piss off 😂

by Jamie pollard Callum’s mate October 28, 2018

Calculon

The greatest robot actor of all time. When Bender auditioned to be his son in the hit TV show All My Circuits he thought his audtion was so bad that it almost gave Calculon cancer.

"That was so bad I think you've actually given me cancer!"

by Lugs-o October 19, 2004

calculus

1.The branch of mathematics that is stereotypically recognized as being difficult and intimidating owing to the fact that it sounds like the word "calculator".

"Don't expect to pass calculus unless your mental math ability exceeds that of a TI-83"

by Tapier December 4, 2009