nadvent calendar

An advent calendar like any other with 24 windows counting down the days until Christmas. Behind each cardboard flap is the severed testicals of an orphan to reward the eager child.

"Mummy bought me the wrong nadvent calendar this year... i don't like the black ones!"

by Jarlinean June 11, 2006

Calina

Calina is a very beautiful girl with a good heart and she doesn't want to hurt anyone the boys are also crushing on her but she doesn't do anything about it, because she's loyal to one boy that she likes.

Boy:. Oh look, there's Calina
Boy : I wish she would date me uh

by yeetnibba October 24, 2019

Carlena

She's Sweet , beautiful, loving, and caring

She called me beautiful, she's such a Carlena

by Rgirlheart August 15, 2016

Calendine

The head of an organization, group, or team

Jim was the Calendine and was therefore master of the office watercooler.

by Shadowpresident April 25, 2005

Calendar surfing

The act of looking through shared office calendars of other employees to find meetings to join even though you weren't invited. This is to fill up your own calendar and make it look like you're busy. At the meeting you're pretending to listen but just space out and nod once in a while to make a believable impression.

Johnny was calendar surfing yesterday, getting no real work done, just passing time at meetings.

by TheManWithTheHarmonica September 15, 2012

Calendar Man

To be messed up and have a disordered life. Not having a path in life and ambitions as well as goals. Refers to needing a calendar to sort out one's life.

Chloe: " Michelle you're so awesome and better than me! I don't know what I want to do with my life!"
Michelle: " Ahh gyal dem you's a calendar man."

by michelledomination March 3, 2016

chalena

A bad ass bi**h that will have your ass in love , can be loyal but it’s a player most of the times

Dude : it’s that Chalena ?

Dude 2 : yesss she fine asf

by Thick__ch May 15, 2019