captain calculate

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.

"Im no captain calculate, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008

coagulated cumquats

When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.

Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.

by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015

calculated risk

A chance taken after careful estimation of the probable outcome.

Taking their dispute to arbitration was definitely a calculated risk .

by santidal December 20, 2013

Coagulate

co·ag·u·late
kōˈagyəˌlāt/

The act of being sociable (after a long silence) when you are coming down from large amounts of marijuana

"Bay Ray ehh! When Rocky came down he coagulated a bit and was ready to get aggressive!"

by Rocky01 August 26, 2014

Calculated

Proven wrong; Served; Treated.

Bob: Dude, you're a math major. 105 - 80 is 25 not 15.

Bill: You just got calculated.

by glberns October 25, 2010

calculater

Thought normally thought of as something you use to do math (calculatOr), calculater can be used at the end of an instant messaging conversation instead of culater (see you later).

a) gtg ttyl
b) calculater

by ElementNineteen January 7, 2007

coagulated

tyhe word that means stuff

you are coagualted leave me alone!!

by Sniperco. June 10, 2003