Canine

A term used in a boarding school at night after on beds and lights out. If in any case, your dorm is being loud, disruptive or naughty and you hear a teacher coming down the hallway, or you get some form of a vibe that one is coming, you shout this word to alert your dorm that the teacher is coming. It must be said loud enough so that your dorm can hear but quiet enough that the teacher can't hear.

Person 1: Guys do you want to go and dorm raid Big Dorm?
Person 2: Yes let's go now
Person 3: hears teacher coming CANINE!!!!
Rest of Dorm: Silence and fake sleeping
Teacher: Comes in with flashlight to check everyone is quiet and on beds, walks out of dorm
Person 4: All clear guys
Rest of Dorm: Resumes conversation

by Niamh's August 13, 2019

caninebites

The combination of snakebites on ur lower lip and angelbites on ur upper. So it's four piercing on ur mouth.

"Omg he has caninebites!His mouth looks pierced shut!"

by Kevin Warch June 17, 2008

chaining

Following related links on websites like Wikipedia or YouTube until you end up on something completely unrelated to what you were initially looking for.

As a verb: to chain

"I went to look up the Columbia shuttle disaster but after an hour of chaining I somehow ended up on Elizabeth Bathory."

John: Did you get that report done?
Steve: Nope, I wasted the whole night chaining on Wikipedia.

by Xeno_the_Blind April 18, 2008

Craining

Craining is the act of ejaculating on someone's face

Last night I had some awesome sex with your mother and i finished by craining on your mum's face

by Diadem Phillips October 15, 2010

Caninophile

Someone who absurdly prefers dogs to humans, shares a bed with the filthy critters and either jacks them off or lets the mobile shit-machines, sniff, lick or nuzzle their genitals or penetrate them for sexual gratification.

Paedophiles have a bad press in Britain but they pale to insignificance compared to the abundance of moronic caninophiles at large in the community.

by lily beetle October 27, 2014

Dick Chaining

To go from one dick to another, like chain smoking.

"OMG Sarah was so dick chaining last night"

by Zoayeeeee Hopper February 5, 2009

Canine Submision

Forcing somone into submission and to take on the roll of a canine or dog; living in a cage, wearing a collar and usually having their hands immobilizedwith special locking gloves that force the hands into fists so that they look like paws. Prevalent practice in the BDSM community.

Travis was forced into Canine Submission, his master makes him wear a collar and wear a gag in his mouth because dogs can't talk, I hear he even eats out of a dog dish and walks on all fours.

by Matthew L. Schwartz March 8, 2005