carney crack

the excessive amount of sugar that's put on carnival food

I went to the fair last night and the donuts were fully covered in carny crack.

by Alex September 26, 2003

cagey fuck

a person who doesn't reveal too much about themselves

that tommy is a cagey fuck

by assmaster May 23, 2004

Carney

Carney is a damn good best friend. Carney will be that one friend that always puts that smile on your face. Carney uses inappropriate humor to cheer you up and it works every time. Carney has this look that they give you and you can automatically know what they are thinking. Most the time it's about food or someone hot or judging someone across the room. Carney will be the one that's always there and is a caring friend.

Really wish I had a friend like Carney

by That one athletic girl August 21, 2016

Howard Carney

A nickname for circus clowns, and/or someone nerdy. They usually look pretty goofy, have big egos, and can SOMETIMES be funny..only sometimes.

1: Did you see that kid trying to be cool?
2: HAHA. The one who can't make a joke? He's such a Howard Carney!

by 1312999 May 13, 2010

Caney Head, TX

A cross between texas chainsaw massacre and The Hills Have eyes movie. A bunch of inbred backwoods folk that can't locate tennis shoes within a 10 mile radius. Pretty sure they have people locked up in basements down there. moral of the story.... Don't go there. You do not belong

Do not go to Caney Head, Tx.

by Oilworker September 28, 2019

carney

A carnival worker. Usually an adult male or female missing two or more teeth or possibly missing two or more of their limbs. They are masters of their craft which usually involves pulling a lever to make a ride move or pushing a button to make a ride stop. Most carneys enjoy a tasty marlboro red and the beer of their choice while operating the rides.

Bob: Hey lets go ride the ferris wheel!
Sue: We can't. The carney operating the ride is passed out.

by urge311 August 24, 2013

Reeve Carney

Star of Spider Man: Turn Off the Dark on Broadway and quite possibly one of the sexiest men alive. His voice is beautiful also which doesn't hurt. He's in a band, Carney also. If you get the chance to see the play, GO! it's amazing to see his gorgeous self.

Did you see Reeve Carney in Spider Man: Turn Off the Dark?

Fuck yeah!! he's one fine piece of ass

by M.J Watson January 7, 2012