cafekko

What the pretty little fans of the j-rock band Antic Cafe are referred to as. The term was made up by Miku, the vocalist. The term is made up of 'cafe' and 'ko'. Ko meaning child. So, cafekko kind of translates to... Cafe child. So if you're an An Cafe fan, you're a cafekko! Yay for you!

I'm a nyappy cafekko, yes I am.

by Hannah K.M. June 2, 2007

Cafeteria Food

When you cant tell the difference between shit and the food on the plate, and your friend is still eating it.

Friend has Cafeteria Food on their plate that looks like real shit.

You ask them what it is

They say its food.

Then you say: "You have mistaken shit for food."

by cscherme March 6, 2009

caffeine

An essential vitamin, without which one suffers from headaches, depression, sudden violent anger, sluggishness, muddled thinking, and crankiness.

I once went 10 months without vitamin C and only suffered a mild bout with scurvy and tooth loss...I went 24 hours without caffeine and that's why I'm doing life without parole.

by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003

maid cafe

Cafe where the waitress dress up in maid uniform and address customers as 'master' or 'mistress.' This practice is common in japan and other east/south Asian countries. The theme of the cafe is predominately anime/manga and the customers are otaku.

When you walk into the maid cafe, maids will say "welcome home master"

They perform varieties of services, such as ear cleaning, spoon-feeding, photo-taking, playing card and having conversation with maids.

For unknown reason, this is not considered a form of prostitution.

male version of this is butler cafe

Otaku: Do you want to go to maid cafe this weekend?

Normal person: But that place is unreasonably pricy!

by Hespia Klarerin December 4, 2010

Caffeine Tsunami

The inevitable urge to crap after drinking a cup of coffee, produced by the physiological effects of caffeine on the bowels. Usualy this urge comes on fast and strong, like an unstoppable rebel force.

Jake: "Why were you late to class this morning?"

Ben: "The caffeine tsunami hit on the drive to school. It was all I could do make it to the can."

by Waine Ker November 19, 2012

Cabrewing

The act of floating down a river in a canoe or raft while drinking alcoholic beverages. Usually done in large groups. No paddeling is involved unless absolutely necessary. As a practical joke, it is a common occurrance to flip over other canoes. Usually done in a shallow body of water where wading is possible due to frequent potty breaks.

We were all sunburned, wet, and drunk after a long day of cabrewing.

by ukwildkat April 25, 2009

Cafeterian

Cafeterian is a slang term (coined by interweb's Pile) that refers to a theist who claims to be part of a particular religious affiliation (such as a "Christian"), who picks and chooses select aspects of scripture and dogma to follow, while ignoring contradictory or other scriptures, rules and dogma. They basically select what they want to believe in, not unlike one would visit a cafeteria and select specific plates of food, while ignoring everything else.

Convenient bastid! This Cafeterian has condensed the entire nature and history of Christianity into a simple marketable sentence. It's up to us to trust that this guy somehow has figured the whole of Christianity out. Sure.

by polisanimos August 6, 2011