Fucktardian Cunt Waffle

When somebody who does somthing unimaginably fuck tarded.

“I can’t belive you recked my truck you Fucktardian Cunt Waffle” or

“You are a fucktardian cunt waffle”

by Creative cuss words- R - us August 18, 2018

cunt waffle

Another way to say cunt, yet will piss off a girl even more.

Guy: you cunt waffle
Girl: wtf! im not only a cunt. im a cunt waffle.

by krack May 13, 2005

Cunt Waffle

When a fat woman strips butt naked and forces your face into her cunt, she will then roll around like a waffle maker with your face in between her legs and the cellulite leaving a waffle pattern on your face.

I cant believe it, sheila just gave me a cunt waffle after i told her not to

by PUSHINUPDAISIES April 7, 2011

cuntwaggle

Used to describe a particuarly fat and bitchy woman screaming and making her fat taco sway back and forth

Alice, you fucking cuntwaggle, quit your bitching and make me a sandwich!!

by Doc Mar E Jane January 5, 2010

cuntruffle

Captain of the "SS Lady go Ruffle"

Captain Cuntruffles was born in 1634 and has been a Pirate since the age of 2.

At 4 years old he conquered most of western europe.


Then he died.



Also can be used as a derogetory term for someone who isn't good enough to be called a cunt.

Like Sanke.

When I grow up, I want to be like Captain Cuntruffles!

by Advil April 7, 2004

cuntsnaffle

To be close and intimate with a particularly "juicy" ladyhole.

I was just about to give her a jolly good cuntsnaffle, when in walked the butler!

by gavin April 26, 2005

clitwaffle

When a bitch is a twat but sweet at the same time.

Omg Alexis is such a clitwaffle to me sometimes.

by Razzle1516 November 30, 2016