caffe nerd

Due to the particular font chosen by Caffe Nero (a large UK Coffee house chain) for their company logo, it is often mistakenly read as 'Caffe Nerd'.

I will meet you at 3.00pm at Caffe Nerd.

The logo speaks for itself!

by Chris Everson May 23, 2006

Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome

A common condition in which one does dot have enough caffeine in their system to operate normally. Symptoms include drowsiness, staring at walls, and an inability to tolerate other people, often accompanied by a headache. The only known cure is more caffeine.

George- "What's up with Steve today? He was staring at the wall, and the second I tried to talk to him, he freaked out and told me to go away!"

Tom- "I'm afraid he's got Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome. I'll go grab him a coffee."

by Under-Caffeinated June 24, 2011

caffeine junkie

Someone who is addicted to coffee/other caffeinated beverages. Most college students are caffeine junkies.

Kevin: Holy shit, how are you not late to class? You were sending me snaps at 5 am last night!
Student 2: Drank 5 cups of coffee.
Kevin: Caffeine junkie...

by EuroChemist November 1, 2017

craffee

Crap coffee. As created by Chris Pirillo.

Pirillo Vlog 362 (What's Better Than Tetris) 00:16 "I started the day with a cup of craffee........ That would be my word for crappy coffee. I expect it to show up on Urban Dictionary within the hour."

by notlockergnome April 21, 2013

Caffeine Crackie

Someone who has had so much caffeine that they seem like they are on crack.

Consuming so much caffiene that you never sleep or eat and look worn out all the time.

- Everytime I see that girl shes drinking a rockstar, and acting all crazy.

- Yeah, shes a total caffeine crackie.

by caffeinequeen November 8, 2007

caffeine whore

A person who cannot function without regular caffeine fixes. A person who drinks most of the coffee in the coffee room, leaving none for anybody else. A person who will borrow money or steal coffee just to get a fix.

"There's no coffee left, that caffeine whore drank it all."

by Jeanette February 16, 2005

Chaffle

A word used to describe a waffle made with a base of cheese and egg. More ingredients can be added to change the flavor.

I made and ate seven different chaffles over the last three days, and lost 7 lbs!

by MyHamma August 17, 2019