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constant gardener

A persistent nose picker. Someone who really goes to town on his nose in public habitually.
He could not stop fiddling with his nose while we were talking. I knew that he was a nose picker but this bordered on "constant gardener" behavior.
by deepdishdave March 2, 2011
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constant as the north star

unwavering in position or resolve. usually uttered before brutal stabbing death.
The SGA President said he was as constant as the north star before being stabbed 33 times by his VP and CFO. They then started a slush fund.
by robert mcnamara August 12, 2004
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constant gardener

the act of having anal sex from behind on a porch and then pulling out quickly and having someone else insert, without the knowledge of the receiver. after pulling out, one runs outside and starts mowing the lawn in full view of the receiver, so as to surprise them in the realization that it is not you in their anus.
Ralph and I performed the constant gardener on Phylicia.
by The Destroyers April 3, 2008
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Constant Comment

Originally the name of a Bigelow Tea Flavor, "Constant Comment" is a name for someone who has comments for anything & anybody, on-the-regular 24-7.

It doesn't matter if said comments are nice, not-so-nice, naughty, or neutral as long as they are constantly and consistently stage-whispered.

Somebody who is constantly spilling the tea on everybody and anybody.
1) Girl had something to say about everyone's agenda during today's team meeting -- she's such a Constant Comment.

2) He was clocking everyone on the conference call while his mic was on mute -- what a Constant Comment.
by ZakNak April 22, 2017
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Constant Jack

Cant turn his mic off
Please turn that mic off. for example, it wont turn off its constant jack
by DannyM300 March 21, 2018
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Constant dick

being an asshole for no apparent reason,wakes up from a nap being a jerk
"Don is totally a constant dick for no reason whatsoever".
by Kitty Minx June 26, 2018
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constant delight

A person who thinks they're wonderful, but the rest of the crowd disagree.
Some say he is a constant delight, which is actually synonymous with annoying cunt.
by Tarantula12345 December 21, 2018
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