Clowneying

The act of faking a sports related injury that would seemingly be minor in order to mask under performance in a given athletic year usually in the context of a college football season.

That defensive end was Clowneying a pinky toe injury because he was unproductive in the first two games of the season.

by UrbanTiger October 8, 2013

Clowney

Verb meaning to physically destroy someone or something.

To Clowney, past tense: CLOWNEYED.

If that guy keeps talking smack I am going to go over there and CLOWNEY his ass!

Dang that smart car got straight up CLOWNEYED by that bus that hit it!

by Grouper2300 January 7, 2013

Clowner

A clowner is someone who tries to act cool while they’re making a foolery out of themselves

Friend: *Says the n-word*

Me: You’re such a clowner fam!

by Daddy and mamassaa May 5, 2020

Clowneyed

When a large South Carolina Defensive lineman with a number 7 on his chest hits you so hard you form an impression in the earth underneath you. Typically the hit goes viral on YouTube. See ESPN 2013 ESPY Best Play award winner.

Tajh Boyd got Clowneyed several times in the last South Carolina, Clemson game where the Gamecocks continued their winning streak. Rajion Neal of Tennessee and Michigan's Vincent Smith, got Clowneyed during the South Carolina Games.

by humbled Clemson fan October 20, 2013

Clownary

So like when u do something and U become a whole clown after it

“Did you see Sarah eat out of the trash?”
“Yeah that’s clownary”

by sexydaddywhobuttfucksjunhee December 4, 2019

clowner

Having an erection with clown makeup painted on it.

Dude, i turned her pussy into a funhouse last night with my clowner.

by J-Box April 30, 2004

cloonery

the effortless ability to remain cool and hip despite being middle aged and male.

The men in my office think they exude a high degree of cloonery but they are sadly mistaken.

by Martova April 16, 2012