Cleft elbow

That roll of fat that hangs over a fat persons upper arm, thus somewhat hiding the dent of an elbow they possess.

Lee: Holy shit bro!! Look at the cleft elbow on that fatty Lumpkin!

Turd: my God! She looks like a garbage bag full of vegetable soup with a belt around it!

by The turd abibes March 23, 2018

cleft boob

Referring to the unnatural divide created by breast implants, birth defects, or excess testosterone during pubescent development (which can also lead to the elongation of the butt crack). The area separating the breasts creates an unattractive y-shaped cleavage line. This commonly brings out unattractive characteristics in the affected females personality, such as: a chameleon type personality issue and delusions of grandiose fighting skills.

"That chick has some nasty cleft boob." "Would you, please, hold my umbrella in your cleft boobage?" "My cell phone just fell in your cleft boob."

by KM and AH June 9, 2008

cleft of vulva

the most sacred and secret crevice of a woman

Because of intense fear of the monstrous headmaster, the high-school girl’s sacred and secret cleft of vulva got moist with perspiration.

by Scimitar May 7, 2022

cleft vagina

a vagina in which the labia extends all the way to the naval, similar in nature to a cleft lip.

after fooling around with the chick from the bar all night, i was astonished to discover that she had a cleft vagina... i guess that explains the granny panties.

by Jimbo2004 July 4, 2005

Cleft Dick

A person who is often very rude and derogatory.
A deformity at the end of a penis head.
A stud who gets a lot of sex.

John: Man you are a real loser, who still likes Star Wars.
Frederick: Hey that waasn't nice, Stars Wars was a great achievement. I am a Jedi Master.
John: Man your never gonna get any puttang.
John: Go screw yourself cleft dick!

by pussymonsterdickblocker February 18, 2009

Cleft Vagina

A vaginal opening that nearly reaches the belly button. when the labia majors extends abnormally high, above the pubic mound. Although this not frequently seen in nature, an abnormally fat woman, or a woman with an extremely plump camel toe could exhibit this condition.

So, did she have a nice pussy?

No!! She had a cleft vagina, that shit nearly connected to her navel!

by El Parchador August 21, 2010

Cleft tit

When one's tit is larger than the other. Also known as "sloppy tit" or "awkward jugs" "breastfeeding boobies"

"Hey Eric lift your shirt and show the cleft tit.

"Your cleft tit looks like you've been breastfeeding.

"Let me slap your cleft tit like a bag of wine."

by Swaggy C da Realest October 8, 2017