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cheesecake poster 

You know those posters of scantily clad chicks in compromising positions that 15-year-old boys globally have tacked up on their bedroom walls? The ones where the girl is just teasing you, but not letting you see? Bathing suits, usually? Standard softcore crap for adolescents?

Yeah. Cheesecake posters.
"Have you seen all the Kournikova cheesecake posters?"

"My little brother's wall is COVERED in cheesecake."
cheesecake poster by triviagame December 23, 2004

cheesemare 

A nightmare produced by the ingestion of a large amount of cheese just before you go to bed.
I shouldn't of ate all that aged cheddar before i went to bed, i had the harshest cheesemare last night.
cheesemare by Remedy X April 24, 2005

Depressed cupboard cheesecake 

The most ridiculous name for a child ever. The daughter of a couple in Kent is genuinely named this. Usually people are named this if their parents have some kind of irrational hatred for them.
Kid 1: Whoa, is that Depressed Cupboard cheesecake over there??

Kid 2: Yeah. What a crap name

cheesecaking

n., Bronx NY and vicinity.

The act of exposing yourself, or performing other lewd acts in public, in exchange for alcohol, drugs, NFCs, or jewelry.

Usually performed by high school or middle school aged girls.
Brittany was in the back room, cheesecaking for blunt hits and bootleg NFCs.
cheesecaking by BronxBoy917 December 31, 2011

Cheesecaking

Creating an adverse situation where others around you suffer greatly from your efforts. Typically, the act of "cheesecaking" results from a distraction.
How the fuck did you crash your car and lose your phone?
Just cheesecaked it. My fault.

I think I got her pregnant I forgot to use a condom.

Did you at least use hot sauce?
Nah I've been cheesecaking.
Cheesecaking by quachwatch April 12, 2022

Cheesetard 

A person who achieves 40% or less on a cheese-related test or quiz.
Don't trust his advice when it comes to fine cheeses, rumour has it that he's a cheesetard!