You know those posters of scantily clad chicks in compromising positions that 15-year-old boys globally have tacked up on their bedroom walls? The ones where the girl is just teasing you, but not letting you see? Bathing suits, usually? Standard softcore crap for adolescents?
The most ridiculous name for a child ever. The daughter of a couple in Kent is genuinely named this. Usually people are named this if their parents have some kind of irrational hatred for them.
Creating an adverse situation where others around you suffer greatly from your efforts. Typically, the act of "cheesecaking" results from a distraction.
How the fuck did you crash your car and lose your phone?
Just cheesecaked it. My fault.
I think I got her pregnant I forgot to use a condom.
Did you at least use hot sauce?
Nah I've been cheesecaking.