Definitions by IdiotFish

Depressed cupboard cheesecake 

The most ridiculous name for a child ever. The daughter of a couple in Kent is genuinely named this. Usually people are named this if their parents have some kind of irrational hatred for them.

Kid 1: Whoa, is that Depressed Cupboard cheesecake over there??

Kid 2: Yeah. What a crap name

Depressed cupboard cheesecake by IdiotFish March 17, 2011