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capitol punishment

The premature termination of life that Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy received as a "penalty for their crime" of merely being the current U.S. President.
My favorite "capitol punishment" joke is "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"
by QuacksO September 23, 2020
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The Capitol Punnishment

The capitol punnishment is when you have to get rid of girl because of a pregnacy.. other girl or child support. Anywhile first you get her doggie style and go at it for a bit. Then after a while say when your gonna cum you gently put your hands on her lower head/neck, and right when you come you snapp her neck, thus getting rid of that probolem
Yo this girl is a bitch she needs capitol puinnishment

i gave my sister the capitol punnishment
by Nick Deperno October 10, 2005
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Capitalphilia

Unquenchable lust for money/wealth. Hoarding of riches on an insatiable level.
Arousal from wealth, power and/or greed

Derivative of "capital", "capitalist", "capitalism", etc.

Also: Capitalphiliac, one who gets such pleasure.

Opposite: "Capitalphobia" (also needing definition), the unreasonable fear of monetary systems and the like.
"There's a difference between just being a "capitalist" and having actual capitalphilia".
"Capitalphilia is thinking that having more money is more important than anything or anyone".
"The top ten richest people in the world could be considered capitalphiliacs"
by murdock421 March 10, 2019
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capitalphobia

Afraid of capitalized letters
when mee6 constantly warns you because you used "too many" capital letters
me: "mee6 has capitalphobia"
by InfinitumDev May 1, 2021
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penis per capita

The ratio of males to females in a social setting such as a party, concert, etc.
Average Joe 1: Hey Joe, want to go the big party this Friday?

Average Joe 2: Naw, man. The penis per capita is too great. It's going to be a real Sausage Fest.
by Captain_C@veman January 29, 2010
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Per Capita

Per person/individual
can also mean per hundred people or any amount depending on the circumstance
Lao PDR has the most water per capita in asia
by SerenityTaco September 19, 2018
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ass per capita

ass per capita can be defined as an area be it a big city or a small town which has more hot looking women than anywhere you have been.
Hey man have you been to White Sulfur Springs. Oh yeah that place has some serious ass per capita, it is absolutely ridiculous down there.
by pantyteamaster October 17, 2010
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