The premature termination of life that Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy received as a "penalty for their crime" of merely being the current U.S. President.
My favorite "capitol punishment" joke is "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"
by QuacksO September 23, 2020
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by Nick Deperno October 10, 2005
Get the The Capitol Punnishment mug.Unquenchable lust for money/wealth. Hoarding of riches on an insatiable level.
Arousal from wealth, power and/or greed
Derivative of "capital", "capitalist", "capitalism", etc.
Also: Capitalphiliac, one who gets such pleasure.
Opposite: "Capitalphobia" (also needing definition), the unreasonable fear of monetary systems and the like.
Arousal from wealth, power and/or greed
Derivative of "capital", "capitalist", "capitalism", etc.
Also: Capitalphiliac, one who gets such pleasure.
Opposite: "Capitalphobia" (also needing definition), the unreasonable fear of monetary systems and the like.
"There's a difference between just being a "capitalist" and having actual capitalphilia".
"Capitalphilia is thinking that having more money is more important than anything or anyone".
"The top ten richest people in the world could be considered capitalphiliacs"
"Capitalphilia is thinking that having more money is more important than anything or anyone".
"The top ten richest people in the world could be considered capitalphiliacs"
by murdock421 March 10, 2019
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by Captain_C@veman January 29, 2010
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Hey man have you been to White Sulfur Springs. Oh yeah that place has some serious ass per capita, it is absolutely ridiculous down there.
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