clunge-plunging 

The act of love. The insertion of the penis into the clunge.

"My word, I'm tired. All night clunge-plunging followed by a hard day at the office. I need a beer!"
From "Hitler - My Autobiography" by Adolf Hitler, Austro-German dictator and champion surfer.

clunge-plunging by Percyhalfpig February 16, 2004

clungeface 

vaginal wetness around the uper and lower lip

WOW SMEGERY SMARNER HAS A clungeface

clungeface by AK LOVES SMEG June 17, 2009

clunge-punch 

a punch to the female genitalia, which is most effective by first dropping to one knee first and swooping in an upper-cut fashion.

guy 1:that bitch gave me herpes!
guy 2: clunge-punch her

clunge-punch by wardrobe-head and potter February 21, 2010

Clunge Clapper 

A clapping sound made from the 'clunge'.

A tribute to the all great Sam Baldock with his underage girlfriend Amber.

Pimp my clunge clapper

Clunge Clapper by Secret_Admirer_of_Baldy September 8, 2010

Clunge Plunderer 

Someone who has selfish sex with women with the intention to only gain pleasure not giving. In most cases occurs at the end of a night out, usually with a one night stand, when someone is really horny but doesn't have much energy.

Example1;

Woman1: "Was that guy any good last night".

Woman2: "No, he was a clunge plunderer!"

Example2;

Male1: "Right it's four in the morning I am going to pick up a stray"

Male2: "Haha you horny bastard, fuck off and get some then you clunge plunderer"

Clunge Plunderer by Clamlydia June 29, 2011

clunge ripper 

To be vagina-tearingly proficient at the sexual act.

I ripped dat ho's clunge, bro.

Last night after I finished pleasuring your father and brother I ripped open your mother's clunge, good friend.

I be rippin clunge all nite long innit!

I am Superman, Clunge Ripper, Tearer of Pussy.

clunge ripper by Clunge Ripper September 24, 2011

Clungemonger 

A more modern, urban name for a brothel

I tell you what mate I'm busting for a jump, shall we nip down the Clungemongers ?

Clungemonger by SirGreg June 5, 2017