ButtMunch

One who kisses ass or brown-noses constantly. A person who can not get by on his/her own merit. One who MUST "suck up" or "kiss ass" to get by. This type of person VERY often will also step on others around them or snitch and squeal on others to make themself look better and to advance themself, due to his/her own lack of ability/qualification/education. A "ButtMunch" will often break his/her own arm while patting themself on the back.
This person is a brown-noser to an extreme degree.

"The boss said he's gonna fire Joe today."

"That will never happen, Joe is such a ButtMunch, he'll eat his way out of it."

by PuterMedic April 29, 2009

buttmunch

1: A person who is very annoying or mean.
2: A person that always messes things up.

Dude, he's a buttmunch!

by Beas T. Lee June 13, 2008

Buttmuncher

Someone who munches on the booty

Myles munches on nicki ninjas booty, which makes him a Buttmuncher

by Trackislyfe February 19, 2015

Buttmuncher

A nane for someone when they are being rude or a dick.

I cant believe u posted that pick of me, ur such a buttmuncher !!

by Littlebunnygirl0403 March 12, 2017

Buttmuncher

When someone is being really dumb and you want them to go in a hole and leave you alone forever

Hey Travis you are a freaking buttmuncher!

by Hanna Rivers November 26, 2017

Buttmuncher

A carniverous beast that feeds on the butt of another animal or person.

Your mother is a buttmuncher

by nooddood March 17, 2010

buttmunch

A dumb ass person who has nothing better to do than to munch ass all day. (i.e. loser)

by Anonymous April 23, 2003