buttcracker

a total asshole/ a word that i came up with when i was little bc i couldn't say the real thing.

You buttcracker!!

You're such a buttcracker.

by The BusDriver June 6, 2014

butterbricking

to butterbrick

a derogatory term used in reference to a member of the elderly population that has an unwarranted sense of entitlement. This could be because they (a) have most likely done absolutely nothing memorable with their life, or (b) they continue to believe, in the face of logic, that they are better than younger generations, even though said younger generations can operate technology and/or still have control over bodily functions.

That butterbricking old man took 18 bathroom breaks in one day! (Here, it is used as a modifier to the adjective "old." Being a butterbricker, is something only an elderly person can be. It is not, however, a replacement for the term "old.")

I am going to beat his wrinkly butterbricking ass! (Here it is implied that the subject is of the elderly population.)

by Dr. Strom Trooper July 30, 2010

jerry lewis' buttcrack

a slab of mold in between two buns - otherwise known as a poor man's peanut butter sandwich.

When I lived on the streets a few years ago, i lived off of jerry lewis' buttcrack.

by Joeyouknow March 27, 2011

buttcrack buddies

Men who wear their swim trunks so low that you can see the crack of their ass. They travel in packs, and common activities include surfing, trying to get laid, and smoking pot. Indigenous to Manuel Antonio Beach in Costa Rica.

Crikey! We have just spotted the native buttcrack buddies of Costa Rica! Look at those magnificent ass cracks!

by Tica July 27, 2006

Peanut Butter & Crack Sandwich

Take two pices of bread and apply a generous ammount of peanut butter on one side to both pieces of bread, then pack it down the crack of your ass.

guy #1: "Dude, do you wanna try my Peanut Butter & Crack Sandwich?"

guy #2: "Fuck no, I ain't fallin for that shit again!"

by fingelring November 20, 2010

Grand high pubah of the upper buttcrack

A person of low intellect, low or no personality or one who, no matter how hard they try, can't touch anything or undertake any task without it turning into poop but still thinks they are the bomb.

"There goes Tom"
"yeah, he's the Grand high pubah of the upper buttcrack."

by Agent472007 April 25, 2010

buttcracking hot

a typical summer day when the heat is un bearable.

marc stepped out of the pub and exclaimed geezus what a buttcracking hot day it is!

by freedav04 June 12, 2005