Russian Butter Balls

When a woman is performing and handjob and as he ejactulates, she proceeds to take a hammer to the male's testicles, beating them to a pulpy, bloody, mess.

Dude Brandon met some girl last night who gave him the Russian Butter Balls... Poor guy

by G-Bandit September 6, 2010

Butterball Jones

The friend that no one likes. Sounds similar to "Butt of all jokes." Usually overweight.

"Look at that Butterball Jones!"

"Did you invite Butterball Jones?...Ah shit, it IS Butterball!"

by Two mad friends March 26, 2009

butterball minute

About an hour and a half.

Kristian : I'll see you guys in a butterball minute.

Brad : That doesn't mean anything.

by Brad Senatore February 20, 2008

butterball bitch

Kim Jong Un

"Kim Jong Un is a little butterball bitch."

by papa Goldilocks August 12, 2017

butterall

Similar to butterface, butterbutt and butterboobs, but when there just isn't anything in a girl's body that looks right. This is generally tied to guys who date fugly chicks because they are blinded with optimism, otherwise known as liberal vision, who think they are beautiful just because their personalities are cool.

-So, did you like my new girlfriend, Betty? We met online.
-Yeah, I can tell, she's nice I guess, BUTTERALL!

by medicalmechanica February 17, 2013

Peanuckle Peanut Butter Balls

One who places peanut butter on his scrotum for the purpose of a mid game snack during a game of peanuckle

Weaver: *playing peanuckle*
"I could really go for a snack right now."
*scratches nuts and proceeds to like fingers*
"That protein nut punch really hit the spot."
Max: "Gosh Weaver, stop being such a peanuckle peanut butter balls before you grease up the cards and your taint"

by PoonNugget May 29, 2010

BumperBalls

When two men are having intercourse with the same woman, one man is in the Vagina, and the other in the anus. While they are thrusting their hips, their balls hit or rub against each others.

Boy1: Bro, what happened last night?

Boy2: I don't know?

Girl1: I'll give you boys A hint, you two played BumperBalls on me all last night.

by OfficerChip November 21, 2011