Butterchurning

A form of butterscotching. The act of taking a large dill pickle and dipping it in a heated jar of peanutbutter. Then taking that pickle and use it for female masturbastion. Once it is inside you must move it around and press it against all sides of the vagina as if you are churning butter. And if you wish someone can felch it out.

Oh my god, I got so horny I started butterchurning last night.

by cannon903 January 23, 2010

Butterchug

When a girl is giving you head and she eats a half of a stick of butter in the middle of it. The butter melts in her mouth while she's giving you head and makes it super slick.

Brock: Yooooo Bailey butterchugged me last night
Eli: Brooo no way she butterchugged and gave me a rusty trombone at the same time last night too
Brock: I think Bailey is a hoe
Eli: She sure can butterchug tho

by BigDaddyDemarcus69 December 30, 2019

amish butter churn

Pour hot butter all over a dildo, then turn out all the electricity, sneak into a girls room and plunge the dildo in and out of a girls vagina like you are churning butter.

After drinking all night i went home, hit the circuit breaker, sprayed down King Dong with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and gave her a good Amish Butter Churn.

by John Byrnes December 13, 2007

West Virginia Butter churn

Penetrating a colostomy bag, instead of the anus, because it's unavailable or you're just that sick.

His mom was passed out, so I gave her a West Virginia Butter churn, so I wouldn't wake her.

by Moon Dog Rex April 21, 2019

buttercunt

a girl that i so hot that you would eat a stick of butter right out of her cunt

Jon shook hands with his sisters friend and all he could think of is, damn that girl is a buttercunt

by hammshag July 18, 2010

butter churn

It's when Amish people have sex with lots of lube.

Those greasy Quakers were churning the butter last night.

by Scroto Hoebaggins November 20, 2004

Butterhorn Swirl

When a man shoves a woman's face in a toilet while giving her anal sex from behind. He then proceeds to flush the toilet simultaneously as he drops a load in her asscrack.

I gave a co-worker a butterhorn swirl during our lunch break. It was sweet....and warm. I didn't forget to put the lid back down.

by Bloodwood Axeman October 25, 2008