A
game played by two or more people. All you need is a candle, a lighter, lubricant, and consenting men or women. Here are the steps to play:
1. Lubricate the
man's/
woman's rectum.
2. Light the candle.
3. Before the candle goes out (or starts to melt, which would cause a lot of
pain), insert in to the rectum flame-first as deep as necessary to put the candle out. Remember to insert the candle as
soon as it's lit, otherwise complications
may arise.
4. Check for burns around the area. If burns can be seen (or felt), contact a medical professional.
5. If no injury is found, repeat. Using a larger candle or one with more wicks can increase difficulty. Just remember to lube up before each turn.
The goal of the
game is to put out the candle using the rectum, with as little injury as possible. The
game is repeated on and on, each player taking turns to be both the insert-er and the insert-ee, until burns are sustained or players back out until only one is left standing.
Man: Remember that one
time at your place when we all got drunk out of our minds and thought it would be a good idea to play burnout?
Woman: I still have the scars!
Men: Mental and physical!
*both laugh*