A game when a naked girl sticks all her dildos upright on the floor and proceeds to jump onto them to try to get one in her pussy.
Girl 1: "Hey sister, I just did the Burmese Tiger Pit yesterday. I got one in!
Girl 2: "Wow, you go girl!"
Girl 2: "Wow, you go girl!"
by thwankuth September 30, 2019
When you hook up with a Burmese woman (because who doesn't) and she sits on your face and makes a farting noise (as all Burmese women do). It kinda sucks.
Hey, Joe, you see I traveled to Myanmar a few months ago and I hooked up with a young Burmese hooker but she gave me a Burmese Whoopee Cushion and I left immediately.
by East Timor July 25, 2016
When a girl has ringsting from eating spicey burmese noodles so is forced to squat and pee very slowly letting it dribble over her anus into a man's mouth
After last night's spicey noodle soup in mandalay I had no choice but to find a man who was willing to receive the burmese weeping dog's anus
by Melabetch December 16, 2015
When Donald J. Trump wished one of his wives were from Burma, who would have reminded him to seek undemocratic advice from her country’s military coup leaders, which could have allowed him to have faux more years at the White House should his numerous lawsuits against alleged fraudulent voting fail.
If Trump had a Burmese wife or mistress, he’d have undemocratically been re-elected, by staging a professionally planned coup à la Birmanie, or by declaring a years-old martial law to prolong his illegal stay at the White House.
by MathPlus February 1, 2021
A popular form of calming-down from back in the old country. First apply Crisco, liberally, from nipples to waistline. Next, work up quite a lather with your saliva. Proceed to then lick the belly of the rub-ee in a circular motion, beginning from the belly button, working your way outward.
Don't forget to get all the belly button lint!!
Don't forget to get all the belly button lint!!
said in an old country accent, "Oh honey, it has been long stressful day at ze mines. you know just what would ease me on up, eh?"
"oooooh, of course, my loverr.. we shall have a burmese belly rub for dinner and then eskimo pies for dessert!! ..."
"Oh ho ho.... "
giggles and slurping sounds.
"oooooh, of course, my loverr.. we shall have a burmese belly rub for dinner and then eskimo pies for dessert!! ..."
"Oh ho ho.... "
giggles and slurping sounds.
by freddy ben's on January 22, 2011
Similar to a regular bumpkin, but slightly different. The act of receiving a blowjob from one individual while defecating on or in the mouth of another individual. Commonly executed during a threesome.
I was bored on a Sunday so I went on urban dictionary. I saw the definition of a Burmese Blumpkin and I threw up everywhere.
by Hdog99 October 17, 2014
It where you bust in her throat. while she while she strangles you nuts in her hand. As hard as possible.
Tim and Karen had a great time in bed. When Tim came in Karen's throat. Just as Karen Burmese tide podded Tim.
by AkaSatchmoAka January 28, 2022