1 .Someone who talks out of his ass, tries to "enhance" his personal biography with stories that usually won't fool anyone. 2. Someone who pertains to bullshit.
Dennis: Yeah, back in Nam' i flew the F-104 Starfighter in the special forces and i dogfighted 7 Mig-21's and shot each of them down except for one more when i ran out of ammo, so i started to gain some speed and ended up side by side with his jet, we looked at each other through the sides and i opened my Canopy and reached over to his jet with my combat knife and stabbed the mig pilot to death! Then i ran out of fuel so i took my oxygen tube and hooked it up to his fuel tank to my fuel tank and i took his fuel out while the pilot was dead and so i was able to travel home with a full tank. Yeah, i remember the sarge giving me 11 gold Valor ribbons, 19 Outstanding Airman badges, 90 Pilot badges, and 7 medal of honors, i keep them stored up my asshole. Oh yeah, and i also got a Astronaut badge when my F-104 achieved Mach-9.7 and went into Low earth orbit and stayed up there until the gravity pulled me back in which my jet as able to survive the Re-entry.
Me: Wow, you are the worst Bullshitter mankind has ever met.
Me: Wow, you are the worst Bullshitter mankind has ever met.
by Anti-bser-missile February 1, 2009
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EXAMPLE 1:- "My dad paddled to the Antarctic in his dingy last week and killed a killer whale with his pen knife"
EXAMPLE 2:- "I pulled a wheely last night on my bike and the front wheel fell off, i ended up riding round on one wheel for two hours and at one point i was going so fast the police tried to pull me over for speeding but i couldn't stop because i only had one wheel. I only stopped when i rode into the lake where i found my front wheel at the bottom!"
EXAMPLE 3:- "what have you had for your tea Bobby?" "My mam's just made me a lovely steak dinner with onion rings chips and creamy pepper sauce" - When it's quite evident he's had beans on toast due to there being beans all down his front !
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EXAMPLE 1:- "My dad paddled to the Antarctic in his dingy last week and killed a killer whale with his pen knife"
EXAMPLE 2:- "I pulled a wheely last night on my bike and the front wheel fell off, i ended up riding round on one wheel for two hours and at one point i was going so fast the police tried to pull me over for speeding but i couldn't stop because i only had one wheel. I only stopped when i rode into the lake where i found my front wheel at the bottom!"
EXAMPLE 3:- "what have you had for your tea Bobby?" "My mam's just made me a lovely steak dinner with onion rings chips and creamy pepper sauce" - When it's quite evident he's had beans on toast due to there being beans all down his front !
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michelle has talked way more bullshit than the usual suspects, so i'll crown her bullshitter of the week.
oh wait.. can you smell something? ohhh think that might be bullshit, coming from bullshitter of the week.
oh wait.. can you smell something? ohhh think that might be bullshit, coming from bullshitter of the week.
by gayul March 1, 2009
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Girl: you always say that but then every time I believe you, you disappear.
Boy: I don't what got into me in the past i am so sorry. Honestly you are always on my mind. I promise I am not going anywhere this time.
Girl: you are a Professional Bullshitter how can I believe you.
Boy: because it's true this time and you feel it. I love you I do.
Girl: ya, I love you too.
A few days later Boy acts as though Girl doesn't exist.
Girl: you always say that but then every time I believe you, you disappear.
Boy: I don't what got into me in the past i am so sorry. Honestly you are always on my mind. I promise I am not going anywhere this time.
Girl: you are a Professional Bullshitter how can I believe you.
Boy: because it's true this time and you feel it. I love you I do.
Girl: ya, I love you too.
A few days later Boy acts as though Girl doesn't exist.
by With Love chris June 29, 2016
Get the professional bullshitter mug.A Trent University student who spends most of their time outside the Bata steps talking about things that they pretend to feel, dreams they won't chase, and hoping that staying in school will never allow them to confront their failure to chase their dreams head on.
T: I really want to have my own place, go to grad school, and really live for myself. It's all other peoples' fault that I can't accomplish these things.
N: Trust me, grad school's great. It's alot of fun...wonderful. I dream of being a prof, or just having sway over other peoples' fertile young imaginations because someone torched mine so long ago that it'll render me thoughtless to how I treat others permanently. Academics is the place for me.
Geez, there's alot of Bata Bullshitters out today
N: Trust me, grad school's great. It's alot of fun...wonderful. I dream of being a prof, or just having sway over other peoples' fertile young imaginations because someone torched mine so long ago that it'll render me thoughtless to how I treat others permanently. Academics is the place for me.
Geez, there's alot of Bata Bullshitters out today
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