Burrows the Death stalker

Another intellectual species that is silent but deadly. Just like a fart. It doesn't speak or talk, but instead smiles to itself. Once this smile is placed upon you, ultimate death awaits. It's body features are very unrealistic like, but has long arms, long legs and a short torso.

Person 1: "Help, Help!!"
Person 2: "What?! Whats wrong?!"
Person 1: "I SAW A BURROWS the death stalker!"
Person 2 faints...

by Pewpew boom boom November 6, 2017

Mark burrows

Mark burrows is a beastly man that mucks about saughton skatepark looking for wee boys to get in his van and rape

Mark burrows raped me

by 1472926492 May 6, 2019

buhwow

The sound one makes after smelling something terrible. Usually during or leading up to sex. Comes from the sound one makes by simultaniously expelling all the air from ones lungs in order to rid the lungs and nasal passages of a wrectched smell, and saying "wow".

Example:

Female: "Hey, you wanna bang?"
Guy: "sure, just let me pull down your pants.....BUHWOW!"

by guhooo February 28, 2014

dylan burrows

a fucking idiot

boy, that kid sure is a dylan burrows

by skeltonjon October 13, 2016

Scott Burrows

A Scott Burrows is that shitty kid in your science class that does weird things with his nose, pickes up on fads three years after they are over. He is constantly being nothing but a downer.

Kid 1: The new kid sucks
Kid 2: What a Scott Burrows!
Kid 1: Yeah

by Kitteh302 November 26, 2011

burrows

To firstly drink 3 litres of sainsbury's basics cider, then go out and kick the shit out of a zumba fitness sign at a nightclub. Then to get a job working for the aforementioned night club.

"Last night I did a burrows and I owe them £270. Fucks sake."

by wardth December 2, 2011

Burrowing hedgehog

when you stick a rodent preferably a hedgehog in a girls ass and you try to kill it with your dick

I know someone who did a burrowing hedgehog for no reason to his girlfriend

by Billllllllly February 27, 2008