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brogrammer

A semi-mythical creature that is a combination of a programmer and a fratboy. A brogrammer sips protein shakes and lift weights between coding sessions.

Brogrammers rarely exist in real life and like much satire it is easily misunderstood by those who are not in on the joke.
A brogrammer maintains a solid 120 wpm on the keyboard while drunk and dancing.
by akuzi September 30, 2012
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brosurance

Selling the boning that is Obamacare to 20-somethings by packaging it as hip, slick and cool--like, sign up cuz it's something your bros would do, man!
Dude! Obamacare is, like, really cool and you should, like, totally sign up for it since it means you get free, like, everything... and that means you get to keep more money for beer and doing other bro-like things, man!! All the Bros are doing it, man!! Dude, it's not just, like, health insurance, man--it's Brosurance!! I mean, the gubment knows what they're doing, man!!
by TinglesShabaz October 31, 2013
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Bouraphael

A god family that was sent down my god to make the world great
Oh did you see the amazing Bouraphael’s slay satan yesterday
by ‘Twas Fisstix October 8, 2018
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brogrammer

A programmer who breaks the usual expectations of quiet nerdiness and opts instead for the usual trappings of a frat-boy: popped collars, bad beer, and calling everybody "bro". Despised by everyone, especially other programmers.
Oh my god, John is talking about football and chicks again. That guy is such a brogrammer.
by Seldo December 3, 2010
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Brocrastinate

To play beer pong and/or otherwise bro out when you have homework that you should be doing.
I was going to write my essay, but then I decided to crack a couple of nattys and brocrastinate.
by Dr.Potatoes September 27, 2010
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Brocrasterbating

The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating...

... with your bro.
1: "I didn't wanna do my research paper, so I resorted to Brocrasterbating."
2: "Yikes..."
3: "No worries, just back to back-sies."
by SpaceMountain March 1, 2011
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Brocrastination

when you have things to do but your bro is holding you tight in his warm loving arms
I was supposed to go grocery shopping, but that darn brocrastination gets me every time.
by prisonfister December 7, 2017
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