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Brotographer

A member of an elite group of photographers, originating from a "Brotographer" group in early 2011 on Facebook. Members typically add "-Brotography" to the end of their name to signify that they are a member of this group.

Brotographers have also been known to troll bad photographers who get clients to pay ridiculous amounts of money for their "lackluster" work.

Common phrases a brotographer might say include (But are not limited to):

You are a cunt.

BEWBZ
That shii cray
Fuck you
World Domination
Fapfest
NUDEZ
YES
Pix or GTFO
DEM TONEZ
Tones bro
John Smith-Brotography

"We're going to have a Brotographer meetup in Seattle, and Florida"

"I wish I was good enough to be a Brotographer"
by kylekruchok December 3, 2011
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Brolosophy

The study and practice of being a true bro. It is the study of general problems concerning matters such as girls, drinking, working out, playing sports, and of course, bromances. The word brolosophy is derived from the ancient greek word of "Love of bros"
Bro 1: Bro, you gotta get rid of that gf before we move into that appt.

Bro 2: Ya, we'll never see you around.

Bro 3: Don't worry guys, bromance > romance in my opinion.

Bro 1: That is some wise brolosophy.
by JohnnyBro February 18, 2009
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bromosexual

A unique and powerfull relationship amongst bros that words cannot define.
"Hey are those guys gay." "Nah man, they're just bromosexuals."

"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."
by AGBoss May 12, 2009
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brolossus

acronym of two words which are also acronyms themselves (bro)lossus and ham(lossus). When said to another person indicates the colossal friendship between them, gender insensitive.
Weed: Look at the hamlossus playing his guitar jfl.
baldmanlet17: jfl indeed my brolossus very cage-worthy.
by Kenan Komutan November 2, 2020
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Brotrosity

Dude, you nailed my girlfriend, you committed a brotrosity, our bromance is over.
by Alix McQ January 12, 2009
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Brotastrophy

Common term for when a gathering of Bro's goes Awry.

Negative Use:
Often, this term is invoked at a bar or in a social setting in which a group of meatheads gets out of control or causes displeasure to those around them. Also, it can be used to describe a lame social setting such as a bar overrun with douche bags or a more urbane situation that has been ruined or made less enjoyable by a group of bro's.

Positive Use:
If you are part of a group of Bro's it is acceptable to use the word as a sort of rally cry or an ironic pronouncement of a situation you helped make less enjoyable.
Negative:
This was a fun party until that group of douche bags rolled in and made it a complete Brotastrophy.

Positive:
Bros, i can't wait until we get to that party. We're gonna grab so may tits it'll be a Brotastrophy.
by CorporateXRobot February 13, 2009
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brotocycle

A motorcycle with a side-cart, so two bros do not share a single bike seat. Seen in Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade, where Indy and his dad ride one out of the Nazi castle.
"I upgraded to a brotocycle so David won't be tempted to share a seat with me"
by Laurel_Storm July 28, 2009
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