brotein shake

A brotastic beverage typically consisting of vanilla protein powder, orange juice, and Smirnoff Ice that is often consumed by a bro after a workout or when chilling at a brodeo.

Bro: Hey brosef, you tryin' to 'cube later?

Chad: Yeah brohan, let's chill right after I lax and have my brotein shake.

by n8pants September 23, 2010

Brodeenyo

A brody that does not fit the original definition, as this Brody is a fucking jackass with a small penis.

Wow that guy is really a Brodeenyo
Yeah he his fuck him

by Lays™ Classic Potato Chips June 1, 2020

broweena

The female equivalent to a bro. Often classified by teased blonde hair, oversized bag, abnormally orange skin, often found wearing matching velour jogging sets (while not jogging), and overly large sunglasses. Often found squealing at Frat boys with a drink in one hand and a camera in the other. They can be found in bulk at Frat parties, tanning salons, and Palm Walk. Most likely they will travel in gangs of 6 or more.

"Hey bro, is that a Frat Rat?"

"No, it's just a broweena"

by Rashid Ellison March 28, 2008

Brotein

A word used to describe a scenario where one bro helps another bro mix a protein shake in which the other bro otherwise could not mix himself

Two bro's are racing down the highway at 120 km/h... windows down. The bro driving asks the other bro to mix him some pro and the bro sitting shotgun generously obliges, concerned that his bro may be becoming catabolic. The two bro's share a brotein moment in which they each dummy at least a 30g serving of protein

by Hickerr September 4, 2011

brokeen

when you are very committed to something you could die but you wont because you are too committed

Oh my god! You are so brokeen to my safety!

by tksxsngh June 18, 2016

Brotentious

1. Having the quality of wanting to be regarded as more swole, cool or alpha than they really are;

2. The act of thinking your gym is far superior to anyone else's gym.

Mark: I just went to Planet Fitness and I enjoyed it.
Tony: Bro. No one is getting swole at Planet Fitness.

Mark: Serioulsy, stop being so brotentious.

by broboi69 June 3, 2016

brottening

To brotten

Brottening is choking on a bratwurst in front of assorted parental figures

I hope you are subject to a particularly embarrassing brottening

by Lyricria February 7, 2021