bonché

A classy bonch.

Oooh. Look at that bonché eating a baguette and macaron. At the same time. That's a bonché.

by bonché September 21, 2018

cool branches

A word used to describe something bad ass such as a hamster.

Dude check this out!" "Cool branches.(:

by doublerainbow0816 July 27, 2010

brochelor

A hybrid of the words "bro" and "bachelor."

Basically means a bachelor who puts his bros before finding a woman.

Desperate: Hey, there's a cute girl over there. You should go swoop that up!

Me: No way, man, I haven't seen these guys in forever!

Desperate: But you're single, dude! How will you find a wife?

Me: Hey, man. I'm a brochelor.

by Blake the Brochelor January 5, 2011

bronchitis

A lung sickness. Sometimes you can get it from smoking too many ciggerettes or you can catch it from somebody. Its an infection insdie your respiratory system.

Symptoms:

1. Coughing up extra mucus

2. Wheezing

3. Difficulty breathing

4. Stuffy nose or runny nose

"I had to go to the doctors because I have bronchitis."

by ILIKEWEEDX23421234120 June 4, 2009

Bronchitis

Sweet Brown woke up to get a cold pop. Then she thought somebody was barbequin. Then she said, "oh lord Jesus, it's a fire." Then she ran for her life, and didn't grab no shoes or nothin', Jesus. And THEN, she got bronchitis.

"And THEN, I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time fo dat!"

by TheCreatorofEverythingSexy September 8, 2013

Bronching

When someone bounces their fingers off a mans balls

Danny: mmmmm just bronched some sexy man round the back of the chippy, best bronching he's ever had

by chaz_dance August 20, 2011

Sissy Bronchobuster

The process of forcing the act of deep-throating on someone who obviously does not wish to partake.

Man 1: My bird wouldn't deepthroat me last night, i was so disappointed :(

Man 2: It's okay, giver her a Sissy Bronchobuster tonight.

Man 1: Good plan, I'm gonna wreck that oesophagus.

by Jimmy Jizm January 28, 2009