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Bromotional hook-up

When two bros consummate their bromance, usually through copious amounts of drinking complaining about women problems and/or with a bro hug accompanied by an "Dude, I love you man!"
Bro 1: "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 2: "Dude, I love you too! We don't need those girls anyway!"

Onlooker 1: Why are those two frat guys bro hugging?

Onlooker 2: They just got dumped by their girlfriends, so they came here to drink away their sorrows. But they just ended up having a bromotional hook-up.
by Bromosapian69 March 1, 2011
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It's A Broomstick!

A Phrase used to point out people have just stated the obvious.

Comes from the film "Harry Potter And The Philosophers/Sorcerers Stone" when an Owl Delivers a Broom-shaped package and when opened Ron Exclaims "Its a Broomstick!"
Guy 1: Ahhh well it's dark.
Guy 2: It's a Broomstick!
by swisstoblerone March 20, 2010
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broomstickjockey

one who sticks broomsticks in their ass for amusement
one who enjoys straight and stiff objects in their anus
Vix:would you like to meet my broomstickjockey friend boris?
Chris: why yes ofcourse i would, just let me turn down my alexisonfire.
by vix633 September 27, 2005
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Bromeostasis

Using the body heat of a bro to regulate one's temperature.
I just can't stay warm by myself in winter, so I have to use bromeostasis.
by SwagCitySuperstar March 6, 2015
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Bromoto

A mixed alcoholic beverage with a simple juice, gatorade, or whatever is in your fridge
"Dude where are you?" on the phone
"Inside making a bromoto"
"Can you make me one? i'm tryna get fucked up"
" Yeah, lemon lime gatorade? "
"for sure"
by juj7 November 22, 2015
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Broomstick Jenner

The broomstick you would need to consume to have sexual intercourse with Kylie Jenner. Which could lead to your death or could gain you millions of followers.
Leonard - Would you eat a broomstick to root Kylie Jenner?
Phil Lynch - Yeah bro, I'd eat 20 broomsticks!
Leonard - Yeah me too bro
(Broomstick Jenner)
by Aaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaav March 9, 2020
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Bromotional

When two guys who consider eachother "bros" try to get emotional with eachother without being "gay". Getting "Bromotional" usually leads to long akward moments and even more akward man hugs.
Here is an example of two guys being bromotional:
Josh: What wrong dude, you've been acting like, bitchy all night
Jack: Me and Sarah broke up man
Josh: Oh dude. im sorry
Jack: I thought she was the one
Josh: Yeah dude, she sucked your dick
Jack: I really loved her
Josh: Dude, you always got your bros man
Jack: Yeah I know
Josh: You always got your bros, you'll go from girl to girl, but you always got your bros
Jack: I love you man
Josh: Me too, but I'm not gay
Jack: Dude, I know
Josh: Yeah, sorry
(They man hug. Josh then lightly punches Jack on the shoulder to show that he's not gay)
by Timduckling September 24, 2007
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