bromosexuality

when guys are really good friends, and they make jokes or talk to/about each other in ways that are almost homosexual, but not quite.

as in:

bromosexuality-
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."

by missLyma March 13, 2009

Brolosophy

The study and practice of being a true bro. It is the study of general problems concerning matters such as girls, drinking, working out, playing sports, and of course, bromances. The word brolosophy is derived from the ancient greek word of "Love of bros"

Bro 1: Bro, you gotta get rid of that gf before we move into that appt.

Bro 2: Ya, we'll never see you around.

Bro 3: Don't worry guys, bromance > romance in my opinion.

Bro 1: That is some wise brolosophy.

by JohnnyBro February 18, 2009

bromosexual

A unique and powerfull relationship amongst bros that words cannot define.

"Hey are those guys gay." "Nah man, they're just bromosexuals."

"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."

by AGBoss May 12, 2009

bromise

Essentially a promise you make to a bro. One that you can never break. ever. Stronger than a promise.

"I bromise you that i will never sleep with your girlfriend. ever"

by eSKape March 13, 2009

bromestic

when a group of bros live together in a house, apartment or other residence, and share in some sort of bromance. in extreme cases of bromesticity, members may have nicknames that make fun of notable historical and literary characters by replacing a syllable of their names with "bro" (such as, brostoevsky,broseph stalin, et. al.)

did you see those guys living in that house together? they're so bromestic!

by lindsay broham November 29, 2007

brolossus

acronym of two words which are also acronyms themselves (bro)lossus and ham(lossus). When said to another person indicates the colossal friendship between them, gender insensitive.

Weed: Look at the hamlossus playing his guitar jfl.
baldmanlet17: jfl indeed my brolossus very cage-worthy.

by Kenan Komutan November 2, 2020

bromiserate

To commiserate, or express pity or sympathy, between bros. Most commonly used to refer to the period after a breakup.

-"Is Jeff alright?"
-"He's taking it pretty hard, but I went over to bromiserate over a few drinks last night. I think it helped."

by PhilipTheSnowman November 25, 2009