Brotology

A religion of peace and prosperity with two commandments:
1. Don't be a cunt
2. Don't be a total piece of shit

Bro, follow Brotology, Bro. Don't be a dick.

by guy_dude_bro April 10, 2019

Brohole

A person who by way of self-loathing manages to make "some serious GAINS" but is now an insufferable douche that puts everyone else down because "they obviously don't lift."

"I had a gym partner until he lost weight and became a brohole. Now I make sure to screen his calls and block him on Instagram."

by Fastking January 23, 2020

brohomocrush

When the guy you considered a bro turns out to be a camo homo brohomoflirting at you. Worse yet this faggot fancies you as a potential boyfriend for faggotry or butt to pirate; Not cool he brofaked you.

Frequent "slips" into brohomoism conversation was the first warning sign his bro was really a faggot with a brohomocrush

Guys can't be bros with homos who fancy them: the "brohomo" misnomer blasphemes the bro code. If the conversation is considered brohomoism by both guys the brohomocrush feelings are possibly mutual on some level. Do NOT conflate bro affection, brofection, with faggotry

by vogla January 23, 2013

Brohomophobic

A severe condition, usually pertaning to siblings inwhich one is scared that his/her brother is a homosexual.

"What the fuck, my brother went to have a sleepover at Matt's house, he's so secretly gay it's not even funny!"
"dude you're just a brohomophobic"

by anonymous_hippopotamus May 29, 2009

Brohomo

Similar to "no homo". If brohomo is called, the prior/proceeding action/statement cannot be looked down upon or called 'gay', because the two persons in question are bros.

Bro A: "Dude, I saw you fuck that chick last night."
Bro B: "...you watched me?"
Bro A: Brohomo man.

by Johnny Knockers September 29, 2010

Brohola

A chola that likes bros.

That broholo and brohola are so trashy together!

by melikexena July 2, 2006

brotologists

One who studies the history of bro to bro relationships. They attempt to acquire knowledge on the past behavior of bro companionship's in hopes to explain why bro behavior has become the way it is today.

Brotologists concluded that after building the pyramids I'm sure the slaves became bros, perhaps this explains why we like to pick heavy things up and put them down several times a week with a fellow bro.

by Brettykoreanantomy April 23, 2014