Bromeo

The guy who your girlfriend is jealous of because you spend more time with him than you do with her. He is one of your most loyal friends and will not hesitate to back you up in any situation.

Eric: "Bromeo I'm feelin some McDonalds you in!"

Bryan: "Yeah Dude"

by bpes January 29, 2009

brocep

The favorite muscle group of guidos, tools and douchebags alike. Instead of lifting and growing all the main major muscle groups, the douche will work and focus on hitting the bicep daily, resulting in a ridiculously uneven build.

"Wow that dude's broceps are huge, look at him curl the 70lb dumbbells... Too bad he can't bench press, deadlift or squat more than 135 lbs."

"Damn broski, lets hit the broceps again!"

by HITSTICK53 August 2, 2009

Brochocho

A fucking unit of a bro, absolute Bro, alpha male. Don't ever fucking Johnny Test a Brochocho.

"What's poppin my Brochocho"

by @Key March 9, 2019

Broccountability

A bond formed between bros; often realized when one bro says, "I've got your back bro". Broccountabilty is often found in gyms where bro's scultp together.

Ryan: Man I just love all the gruntswellin' weve been doing lately.

Ben: Yeah bra, the broccountability is off the chain.

by BenGordon October 25, 2011

wet broccoli

When you eat a hairy vagina that tastes like broccoli

Has been tested by Haydyn Dancey

Her vag was a wet broccoli

by wet broccoli man May 28, 2020

cooneral brocession

A funeral procession with all black people.

Tyrone had a dope ass cooneral brocession!

by Millertime 27 February 9, 2021

Broccoli Crew

The Broccoli Crew (BrC), is a clan on PlayStation Network that is famous for playing the game Fat Princess. Two tournaments were held in 2009 and 2010 to determine which clan was the "Champion". BrC won both Battle of The Clans tournaments.

"You guys look like Broccoli Crew running away with that princess."

by terriblemajesty December 6, 2011