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The favorite muscle group of guidos, tools and douchebags alike. Instead of lifting and growing all the main major muscle groups, the douche will work and focus on hitting the bicep daily, resulting in a ridiculously uneven build.
"Wow that dude's broceps are huge, look at him curl the 70lb dumbbells... Too bad he can't bench press, deadlift or squat more than 135 lbs."

"Damn broski, lets hit the broceps again!"
brocep by HITSTICK53 August 2, 2009
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Brocepholosophus

A word which defines the biggest Bro possible.
Jack is a true Brocepholosophus.
Brocepholosophus by Brocepholosophus September 20, 2011

Brosephine 

A Josephine that is temporarily in the bro-zone, or has undergone a state of brosification.

This generally happens when a Josephine is working with bros in a ratio of at least 1.5:1 bros to Josephine.

A Brosephine is characterized by all the awesome traits of a Josephine, with the added ability to make funny poop jokes and bro down.
whoa! who laid out all these chiggen wings and jaeger bombs for everyone?

oh dude, that was Brosephine
Brosephine by schwangalang October 4, 2016

Broseph Stalin 

1. Many people know Joseph Stalin as a harsh and cruel dictator, but his closest friends (Bros) knew him differently. Recent photographs show Joseph Stalin sporting a bright red polo (a novelty at the time) double fisting 2 nattys watching two of his primo bitches wrestle for his attention. A voice recording shows Stalin calling the cold war "chill as fuck" and and even going as far as stating "shit I would lax if it wasn't so damn cold outside"
2. Someone who appears completely unchill and unbro, but takes on the full bro persona in the presence of other bros.
Man Sully's a real Broseph Stalin at work, but when the bros come over, the fists start pumping.
Broseph Stalin by Broseph Staln November 22, 2010

brockparker 

1. the act of doing anal with Hilary Clinton
2. a member of the GOP for Voldemort (Gays on Parade for Voldemort)
1. Dude, I wanna brockparker so bad right now.
2. Are you gonna become a brockparker?
brockparker by Cameron Adams February 23, 2008

St. Broseph 

The bro you can always turn to no matter what the scenario is. He will always be willing to help you out.
Ryan: "Dude, I was in a bad place for such a long time, and if it weren't for Joe St. Broseph here, I probably would have ended up in the gutters somewhere."
St. Broseph by SM_905 July 15, 2009

brosephski 

a hybrid between broseph and broski. All three a more affectionate term for bro, dude, man, etc and all are interchangeable. Typically used with your close friends who do not have vaginas.
Ohh brosephski you missed the party. We were sooo wasted!
brosephski by YoungBallzy September 22, 2010
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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