brocep

The favorite muscle group of guidos, tools and douchebags alike. Instead of lifting and growing all the main major muscle groups, the douche will work and focus on hitting the bicep daily, resulting in a ridiculously uneven build.

"Wow that dude's broceps are huge, look at him curl the 70lb dumbbells... Too bad he can't bench press, deadlift or squat more than 135 lbs."

"Damn broski, lets hit the broceps again!"

by HITSTICK53 August 2, 2009

Brocepholosophus

A word which defines the biggest Bro possible.

Jack is a true Brocepholosophus.

by Brocepholosophus September 20, 2011

Brosephine

A Josephine that is temporarily in the bro-zone, or has undergone a state of brosification.

This generally happens when a Josephine is working with bros in a ratio of at least 1.5:1 bros to Josephine.

A Brosephine is characterized by all the awesome traits of a Josephine, with the added ability to make funny poop jokes and bro down.

whoa! who laid out all these chiggen wings and jaeger bombs for everyone?

oh dude, that was Brosephine

by schwangalang October 4, 2016

Broseph Stalin

1. Many people know Joseph Stalin as a harsh and cruel dictator, but his closest friends (Bros) knew him differently. Recent photographs show Joseph Stalin sporting a bright red polo (a novelty at the time) double fisting 2 nattys watching two of his primo bitches wrestle for his attention. A voice recording shows Stalin calling the cold war "chill as fuck" and and even going as far as stating "shit I would lax if it wasn't so damn cold outside"
2. Someone who appears completely unchill and unbro, but takes on the full bro persona in the presence of other bros.

Man Sully's a real Broseph Stalin at work, but when the bros come over, the fists start pumping.

by Broseph Staln November 22, 2010

brockparker

1. the act of doing anal with Hilary Clinton
2. a member of the GOP for Voldemort (Gays on Parade for Voldemort)

1. Dude, I wanna brockparker so bad right now.
2. Are you gonna become a brockparker?

by Cameron Adams February 23, 2008

St. Broseph

The bro you can always turn to no matter what the scenario is. He will always be willing to help you out.

Ryan: "Dude, I was in a bad place for such a long time, and if it weren't for Joe St. Broseph here, I probably would have ended up in the gutters somewhere."

by SM_905 July 15, 2009

brosephski

a hybrid between broseph and broski. All three a more affectionate term for bro, dude, man, etc and all are interchangeable. Typically used with your close friends who do not have vaginas.

Ohh brosephski you missed the party. We were sooo wasted!

by YoungBallzy September 22, 2010