My dick is so hard I could lay a brick

Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.

Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?

by tonyfamous November 2, 2011

Buick dick

A compliment given from a female who thinks you have a very thick penis or in other words your junk is the size of a boat

Oh my god baby, you have a Buick dick

by Need one April 5, 2017

Bick dick

A weiner that is neither small nor large but a cute average size, like a bic lighter

"Michael has a real nice bick dick..."

by Nickadaid August 17, 2016

Bick Dick

A weiner that isn't small nor large but a cute sized penis...

"Michael has a real nice bick dick, almost like a bic lighter"

by Nickadaid August 17, 2016

brock dick

a very small and thin penis, always comparable to a McDonalds French fry,I brock dick is skinny enought to fit inside a pencil sharpener.

Wow that boy has a brock dick, that thing is smaller than my finger.

by Aurt jackson January 12, 2015

Brick Dickelson

Soo god damn cold outside probably freeze all your ligaments off. From Ears to Toes

Tony: “Yo dude, Is it warm outside?”
Hank: “Nah bro it’s Brick Dickelson outside right now man, fucking cold as balls” 🥶

by GoochieBratha2000 September 16, 2022

Dick Blick

When the dick looks good in person, but the photos are "ick" or bad.

Joe was really good at sexting, but he had serious dick blick

by Nooddood35 January 7, 2017