jake branson

a crazy lunatic that doesn't leave girls alone and tends to be a stalker and never leave their side. everyone hates him and wants to punch him in the face. he thinks that he's the shit. he also thinks he can make fun of anyone but if they make fun of him he has to go crazy.

everyone: ugh jake branson is coming to the party
everyone: his mom always has to stay and it's so annoying can't we just throw him out. he can't win fights.

by ihateanna123 March 13, 2019

branson

A place where washed-up country music singers, one-hit-wonders, has-beens and never-weres go to die.

Tony Orlando and Dawn are performing nightly in Branson.

by MRT2 October 7, 2006

yoman brunson

Yoman Brunson is one of the coolest people in the word. He is an awesome friend, great athlete, amazing cook, aspiring politician, and a champion dart player. If you ever encounter Yoman Brunson challenge him to a game of darts and bask in his victory dance. Yoman Brunson is a top cook who makes the best chimi chury on the planet along with his famous biscuits and chicken mmm mmm. Yoman Brunson is also good a making kimchi and has a vast knowledge of korean culture and spirits. Yoman Brunson is a very dependable friend and a good uncle "Yoda".

That yoman brunson sure knows how to do the shuffle

by kimchiqueen November 15, 2011

Doyle Brunson

The term "Doyle Brunson" is used when referring to group sex that consists of 10 men and 2 women.

You should have came over last night. We only had 9 guys here. I was hoping you would show up so we could have a "doyle brunson" with my wife and her friend.

by Uncle Turdstains March 6, 2010

braunstone

A shithole of place in Leicester somewhere

I'd rather live in a bin than braunstone

by TheGingerOne911 August 4, 2016

3 Barrel Brunson

This rare event occurs when poker pro Doyle Brunson performs a 3 Barrel bluff. This is when bets are placed on the flop, turn and river. The opponent gives up on the river and folds.

"Wow, that Doyle brunson just performed a 3 barrel brunson"

by Praz Bansi November 7, 2011

Branson

Branson is the hottest guy, but a complete weirdo. He is not gay, but might act like it sometimes. He can’t do math to save his life and can’t speak. All the thots seem to like him

Ahhh Branson is so hot, but I think he is into boys

by BigShaq0429 June 11, 2018