Brandoning

The act of having a existential crisis or becoming extremely anxious at the slightest bit of bad news. When Brandoning a person goes from calm to complete madness in mere seconds. They remain in this state for at least the next hour or so.

Guy #1 “Hey guys, I got a 55 percent on the test I’m failing!”

Guy#2 “Calm down dude, your Brandoning real hard right now.”

Guy#1 “My boss didn’t smile at me yesterday, I think I’m getting fired soon!”
Guy#2 “Seriously dude, your Brandoning.”

by wynning69 February 11, 2019

wolf branding

When someone throws-up and it resembles any kind of chili.

-The other night while laying in bed after a long night of drinking, my wife wolf branded all over her self.

-guy #1: What is wrong with you?
-guy #2: I thinking about wolf branding.

by TerryD September 8, 2010

branding

writing your initials on a girl with liquid energy, (ejaculate); it only counts if it is your own ejaculate

"I really like this girl. I think I'm going to do some branding tonight."

by Elric21 July 30, 2012

Brinkering

The art of following your math teacher's old history/work.

I love brinkering my teacher.

by Applefordaman February 27, 2017

Heritage branding

The exercise of infusing simple typography, borders and text into a designed composition that echoes brands from the 1950s and earlier. The design method is executed by reflecting a one to two color scheme that easily communicates a certain air of transparency and honesty in packaging, advertisements, logo, collateral, website and any other extension of the brand. Not complicated in structure, easily readable and made popular by The G Brand.

Heritage branding makes my page look awesome!

by Foodimentary July 13, 2009

google.ca/images/branding/googlelogo/1x/googlelogo_color_272x92dp.png

this is what happens when you drag the google logo image into the search bar

if your looking this up on urban dictionary your extreamly bored

ima go look up google.ca/images/branding/googlelogo/1x/googlelogo_color_272x92dp.png
on urban dictionary becuase im bored

by sniper nate November 2, 2020

blundering

having many faults, clumsy, careless

its a common miconception that all blondes are blundering idiots.

by celeste March 21, 2005