The art of Bros being Bros. Bromosexuality is not to be confused with homosexuality. They are two very very very very very and again i stress very different thngs. All Bros know that a Bro should obide by the simple rules of Bromosexuality. Any good Bro allways fallows the Ancient Broheeshian philosophy of Bromosexuality.
The main 5 rules of bromosexuality are:
1. Bros before hos
2. When a Bro is in need help of anything, you have drop what your doing and help him out. (However, this rule is to be voided if your Bro is doing anything that doesnt involve dumping a chick.)
3. One shall not have sex with another Bro's ex, unless she is of the hotness of atleast a 7 out of 10.
4. If one of your Bros are in a fight, you are required to "get his back" and help him out, providing that your Bro has not provoked a man that is bigger or blaccker then you are.
5. Bros are to stick together through thick and thin, or until there is no more beer available on hand.
The main 5 rules of bromosexuality are:
1. Bros before hos
2. When a Bro is in need help of anything, you have drop what your doing and help him out. (However, this rule is to be voided if your Bro is doing anything that doesnt involve dumping a chick.)
3. One shall not have sex with another Bro's ex, unless she is of the hotness of atleast a 7 out of 10.
4. If one of your Bros are in a fight, you are required to "get his back" and help him out, providing that your Bro has not provoked a man that is bigger or blaccker then you are.
5. Bros are to stick together through thick and thin, or until there is no more beer available on hand.
Guy 1: Wow, look at that guy, he is such a bromosexual. He's gotta be like, the master of Bromosexuality.
Guy 2: Yeah. I wish i were him.
Guy 1's lady friend: I must have his dick, like... now.
Guy 1: Thats understandable.
Guy 2: Yeah. I wish i were him.
Guy 1's lady friend: I must have his dick, like... now.
Guy 1: Thats understandable.
by The Bro Master November 3, 2010
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origin: Brody Jenner's reality tv show Bromance(Quote Taken from MTV's The After Show)
origin: Brody Jenner's reality tv show Bromance(Quote Taken from MTV's The After Show)
bromosexuality
I'm a bro
you're a bro
we're dudes, lets hug!
lets canoodle
lets pat each other on the back
its not gay it's totally cool
I'm a bro
you're a bro
we're dudes, lets hug!
lets canoodle
lets pat each other on the back
its not gay it's totally cool
by ae123456 January 14, 2009
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A Bromosexual, is a person who performs a sexual favor for his "bro", yet insists it isn't homosexual. This act is known as an act of bromosexuality. Bromosexuality is normally performed within groups of bros or a "crew" from one "homie" or "bro" to another. Often times bromosexuality is a result of little sexual activity with a woman or women, boredom and curiosity, or perhaps closet homosexuality.
J-Cool: "Brah, i could really go for a BJ right about now, man. I haven't even seen pussy in months..."
D-Bro: "Well, i could...you know...help you out or somethin, man."
J-Cool: "Yeah dude, that'd be night, but it's definitely not gay or anything."
D-Bro: "Fa sho, dude, not gay, just, you know...bromosexual."
Both: "No Homo."
D-Bro: "Well, i could...you know...help you out or somethin, man."
J-Cool: "Yeah dude, that'd be night, but it's definitely not gay or anything."
D-Bro: "Fa sho, dude, not gay, just, you know...bromosexual."
Both: "No Homo."
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Natasha: Hey, do you think Brian likes me?
Emily: Nah! This boy only has a thing for people with sexy brain folds. He is called Brian the Brainsexual, for a good reason.
Natasha: Wait, soo...
Emily: So, you better give up on him, it is for your own good dear.
Emily: Nah! This boy only has a thing for people with sexy brain folds. He is called Brian the Brainsexual, for a good reason.
Natasha: Wait, soo...
Emily: So, you better give up on him, it is for your own good dear.
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