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A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...
So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...
HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.
So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...
HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.
Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?
by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008
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bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."
by missLyma March 13, 2009
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"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."
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by AGBoss May 12, 2009
Get the bromosexual mug.1) Having to do with, or specifically relating to the relationship between bros, usually followed with an awknowledgment of the moment having been, no homo.
2) Referring to the sexual orientation of an individual and/or group of broski.
2) Referring to the sexual orientation of an individual and/or group of broski.
Michael: Love ya James.
James: You too bro.
April: It's nice to see you've come to terms with your brosexuality Michael.
Michael: James, no homo. April, go make me a sandwich.
James: You too bro.
April: It's nice to see you've come to terms with your brosexuality Michael.
Michael: James, no homo. April, go make me a sandwich.
by Loves the Interhighway October 29, 2011
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I was late for the meeting because I got stuck behind a group of bikosexuals that were blocking traffic.
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