brainstipation

noun -

a temporary (but varyingly frequent) condition of the brain, often incorrectly referred to as a brain fart (farting implies expulsion, which is the opposite of the occuring situation), in which one is attempting to speak but the thought refuses to move from the bowels of the brain to be expelled by the mouth.

1 - I was attempting to explain what happened to my bff, but had one of those all-too-common instances of brainstipation.

2 - I was trying to do my presentation in front of the class from memory, but had total brainstipation and clusterfucked it.

by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010

brainpop

Those educational flash animations of the gay dude, Tim, and his dumbass robot boyfriend, Moby, that you vaguely recall seeing maybe one or two videos of back in late middle school.

"I really think there's some sexual tension between those two Brainpop guys."

by aawuhua123 November 10, 2018

Brainspaz

A moment where you lose sanity and say random crap (especially online)

George: Sarah, you looked totally hot in that pic
Sarah: OMG George, WTF?
George: Sorreh, Brainspaz.

by TheMrKjsC March 20, 2011

Brainspam

When a person repeats the same stupid troll tactics so much it hurts your head to read it.

Spammer:Boy I am the best troll on here. You must be so butt hurt.
Victim : You have said that so many times it is turning into brainspam.

by Admin Tom June 6, 2011

brainspan

- conjunctive part of the brain used for thoughts

I tried to teach her swimming, but her brainspan is small.

by StevenWilliams October 25, 2019

Brainswab

When someone is clueless and confident about biased information they think they know, they’re considered a brainswab

“That’s not what it means, you brainswab”

by dobbyflowers August 8, 2020

Brainstipated/Brainstipation

when your brain and soul suffer from severe emotional constipation and/or diarrhoea

oh no im Brainstipated/Brainstipation

"Daddy? i think ive got brainstipation." - said daughter "oh no let me help you" - said daddy

by DADDY 😏🍆 March 23, 2021