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brainstew

1) Good ideas become even better when you set them on a backburner and ignore them until they just won't stand for it anymore. Delicious.

2) Mummy soup. Popular in late Victorian Egyptologist circles. Generally a side dish. Delicious.
Oy guv'ner, be a lad and pass a sup of brain stew, wot?
by B. March 13, 2005
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Brainmeats

Gross, childish synonym for one's brain, and usable in a carnal context. Refers to the physical brain and person's conciousness, a mind, as one entity.
My brainmeats are often filled with unpure thoughts.
by Grandmother Death December 9, 2010
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Brainmail

Etymology

Blend of Brainwash and Blackmail

Noun

To extort an effect upon one's memory, belief, or ideas.

Verb

to brainmail (third-person singular simple present brainmails, present participle brainmailing, simple past and past participle brainmailed)

1. To affect and extort one's mind by using extreme mental pressure by exciting fears of injury other than bodily harm, as injury to reputation, distress of mind, etc.; as, to blackmail a merchant by threatening to expose an alleged fraud

2. To persuade & re-educate

3. consisting and threatening to reveal substantially true information about a person to the public, a family member, or associates unless a demand made upon the victim is met. of any effort aimed at instilling certain attitudes and beliefs in a person — beliefs sometimes unwelcome or in conflict with the person's prior beliefs and knowledge.
I will never be brainmail by force into joining in a FBI, CIA, or any other cults.
by MikeKal July 19, 2009
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brainfael

brainfael sometimes said brainfael harb is an word used to express the ecxess of intelligence in a single brain
bill: bob I just got a 20/20 on my math test

bob: omygod bill ur such a brainfael
by panjeet the chicken February 20, 2019
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brainmax

hes my boyfriend with a such a nice dick
BRAINMAX came
by tusia December 22, 2021
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brainface

A whimsical word used to describe someone who typically says something that alienates one or more of his/her friends on a daily basis, shouts random nonsensical words at awkward moments, tells stories that go nowhere and should probably stop one to two sentences before they actually do, makes references to world of warcraft knowing full well that no one in his/her social circle plays the game, and is frequently prone to bouts of dementia in which "every girl on earth is horny for them".

Variations include, but are not limited to:

Facebrain, Brainhead, Headbrain, etc.
Taco bell drive-thru guy: "How are you tonight?"

James: "This is a nacho cheese order! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Dan: "Oh...my...god. What a brainface."
by brainballs January 6, 2008
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brainstem

used interchangeably with blowjob. See also nerl; scully; blowjob; flowbee.
"I went home with dat bitch from the club last night, and ya know I had to get me some brainstem 'n shit."
by Chirs Bailey December 10, 2003
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