Boy Scout

A definition that has been thoroughly tainted by the other UD contributors. Boy scouts are not highly trained assassins who know over 9000 ways to kill someone. They do not try to set everything on fire, and any scout who paid any attention would know that a knife is not a toy, and under normal circumstances should not be used as a weapon. A boy scout is, on average, a preteen-adult who has an interest in developing useful skills, connecting with nature, or just making some friends with common interest.

UD Twat: Boy scouts r crazy and will fuck ur shit up if you cross them!!

Actual Boy Scout: No, we aren't all about violence the way you think we are. Please don't say stupid things like that.

Boy Scout by Oreo Wizard May 2, 2018

Boy scout

Total fucking bad ass. Usually stereotyped as a nerdy homosexual. Which some scouts are. But the cool ones know how to do things that are taught in the special forces.

Dick head: hah you are a boy scout you must be a fag!
Scout: say one more word and I will dislocate both of your arms, tie you in a pretzel and stab you multiple times with your own foot

Boy scout by LordRBP November 15, 2011

Boy Scout Pancake 

A sex act in which numerous men involved in an orgy, simoultaneously ejaculate into a skillet, proceed to cook the concoctution, and serve the resulting dish to a willing recipient.

My English teacher got arressted again after forcing troop 401 to prepare and serve him a boy scout pancake

Boy Scout Pancake by Nick Karl November 12, 2007

Boy Scout Bureaucracy 

A heirarchy within an organisation which serves only to reward members by awarding token power, perks or responsibility based on attributes such as age or long service, rather than competency.

Although its name is derived from the award of rank within the Boy Scouts, the Boy Scout Bureaucracy is prevalent in many (usually amateur) groups and organisations, such as church groups, the WI, or any other situation which requires a committee or old age pensioners.

The tough kids always sit at the back of the bus due to the operation of a boy scout bureaucracy.

"Why do I have to clean out the fryers?"
"Because I said so, and I've got 3 stars on my badge and you've only got 2."

The new landlord of the pub wanted to install a jukebox, but the locals wouldn't allow it.

How come that kid always choses the music in the common room?
Dunno, he just does. Boy scout bureauocracy I guess.

"You can't sit there, that's Old Bert's seat."
"I can't see his name on it"
"Move or there'll be troube - he always sits there."

Boy Scout Bureaucracy by DoMe32 March 4, 2010

Boy Scout Code of Honor 

The Boy Scout Code of Honor or BSCOH is a code of honor in when an individual encounters another males genitalia, they must respond with a visual presentation of their own genitalia of what they saw. (penis for penis, testicle for testicle). The individual must present theirs to the others in the name of their honor. This phrase was made popular from the show Workaholics. Participating individuals are in no form homosexual for following this code. No judgemental comments or teasing.

Jack: oh shit i just saw your dick!
Mitch: Boy Scout Code of Honor!!! Now you have to show me yours!
Jack: fine
(shows penis)

Boy Scout Code of Honor by Perfecttimes June 30, 2011

changsta boy scout

chinese gangsta that is a member of a boy scout troop and believes it is gangsta to be a boy scout. He would like to hook up with non gangsta girl scouts.

"That kid with the boy scout shirt hanging around his neck is such a changsta!"

changsta boy scout by Troop 129 June 4, 2005

boy scout cookie 

The bits of poop that come out of a scout when he tries fisting for the first time, usually at a Jamboree.

Of course I get more action than you guys. I was only like 10 when I got my boy scout cookie.

boy scout cookie by RuinousPowersOfChildhood January 2, 2018