bovinity

The absolute antithesis of sincere behaviour in human form. Namely executed in completely nonsensical and ridiculous taskmaking within the workplace, encouraging the widest possible deviation from the direct route of A to B (via Z). Also an adequate description of idiotic juvenile behaviour (the like last seen in the playground) carried out by a grown woman/beast.

"Could you immediately fill out five forms in triplicate for the next toilet paper order?"
"Yes! In the name of insane bovinity, I shall! (Ya fat heifer)."

by David Cowpell Downtrodden March 26, 2004

Bovine Pigalities

A cow with a pig personality.

Man, I wish that cow didn't act like a cat, I prefer bovine pigalities.

by QQQQ December 13, 2006

boviate

To ramble on about an obscure subject no-one else cares about.

Tony began to boviate like crazy at the library last night. And, uh my wife started oviating.

by fawkesguy May 23, 2015

bovine

1. It literally means "like a cow."

1. He smiled and said that she was simply bovine, and she was so dense that she thought it was a compliment! LOL! Can you believe that?

by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010

bovine scat

If you drive an El Camino or Ranchero saying Bullsh@t sounds too low class.

That is the biggest pile of bovine scat I've ever heard.

by Mark L Stevens September 23, 2009

Bovine Fiend

A disgusting degenerate. Used in a derogatory way usually in gaming. This term is only used in serious cases such as admin abuse on discord.

"Daniel, you are an anemic bovine fiend. I'm taking your admin privileges away."
"Wtf dude?"

by gassydognigga May 30, 2018

bovine fuck

Synonym for cow fuck. See cow fuck. Fuck a cow today and raise money for charity. Fuck!

To bovine fuck is to cow fuck

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021